Don. sharp tiv

13/02/2026

13/02/2026

If you switch off your phone who we come look for you

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13/02/2026

Never judge a book by his cover 😔

17/01/2026

My girlfriend dumped me because of a guy she met online not knowing that I'm the one. I can't wait to see her on Sunday.😎😂😂

17/01/2026

Me and you in a room light off 🔦 Door locked 🙃 window closed what next 🥰🥰🥰

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16/01/2026

BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?
PRØSTITÚTE: I'm going to the Mørtüary.
BIKE MAN: Sørry it's láte, I can't drop you
there except you pay me 3000 naira.
PRØSTITÚTE: No prøblem, when we get
there, you'll be paid.
When they got to the Mørtüary, the
prøstitúte said, "Wait here a second, let me
go get you the money."
When the man waited for an hour without
seeing the prøstitúte, he decided to go in
search of her. He pūshed open the gate of
the Mørtüary a little bit, took some steps in,
before noticing someone, who appêâred to
be the Mørtüary attendant, løungíng
around:
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a ride to this place,
she asked me to wait for her to go inside
and get the money for the ride, but didn't
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one entered here! So I
don't know what you are talking about.
The bike man insisted and decided to stay
and wait for the lady. The attendant
thought for a while and asked him to follow
him into the Mørtüary room. When they got
there:
ATT£NDANT: (He picks up a st!ck beside
him, and points it towards the bødies) If
you know you entered a b!ke and didn't
pay, quickly raise up your hand and bring it
out or else I will bêât all of you with this
st!ck!
Quickly, one of the de@d bødies raised up
her hand and threw the money at the b!ke
rider.🤔🙆🙆😂😂😂
If you were the b!ke rider, what will you do? 🤷

Please don't go without foll0wing my pàge 🙏💙

Don sharp tiv

16/01/2026

HOW TO ST£AL M£AT FROM P0T😂😂😆😆

1. Enter the k!tçhen, look l£ft and right if somebody is c0m!ng.

2. Check the p0sition of the sp00n how you met it so you will not make any m!stake while l£âving.

3. Open the pot gently. Don't let the c0ver dr0p or make any s0ūnd oh.

4. C0unt the meat inside if it is up to 5 or more. The l£ssér the meat, the more l!kely for your Mom to d£teçt a mīss!ñg p!ēçe. Take one if it is m0re but if it is l£ss than 5, just b!te them. As in, use your teeth to sl!m fít/sh@pe them. B!te small from all the lúmps of meat so that if they c0unt it, it will still be the same number then c0ver the p0t sl0wly.

5. While eating the st0l£n pieçe, let your ears be at alert to hear f00tsteps oh. Don't let the soup st@ín your cloth or t0uch anything in the kitçhen. If it does, quickly rúsh and wash that shirt to r£møve any tr@ces to you.

6. After eating it, w@sh your hand with s0ap and sm£ll it 5 times to know if it is still sm£llîng soup soup.

7. Blôw h0t air from your m0ūth to p£rçeive if it is sm£ll!ng soup.

Don't wørry about that, just go to the contâīner of garri, take some garri and ch£w it or ch£w garlīc to k!!ll the 0døūr.

8. Now l£âve the kitçhen líke a saint.
🙄🙄🙄😀😀😀😀😷

They won't teach you this in school, so don't fôrg£t to thank me for my kind g£sture.
Teaching someone a special sk!!ll without Collecting môn£y is not £asy😑😑🙄

If You have any questions❓
Ask me in the cômm£nt section 👇🙄

Let Me be going to the cômment section now 🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

16/01/2026

Doctor asked me in front of my mom "When last did you have s*x

I turned and asked my mom "What type of food is that
🙆🙆🤷🤷🤷

05/11/2025

🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😂😂
☞ I’ve never seen someone who lïes more than a pregnänt womän, she will be like: “sweetheart your baby want to eat chicken and drink small stout 😳😂

☞ My sister better start wearing long skirt oo, so that you won’t have to wait for me to pass before you climb bike 😒😅

☞ How can you pay 9k for dreadlock when you know you can run mäd and get it for free.... Continue wasting møney 🙄🤣

☞ You are Shöuting “BLACK LIVES MATTER” but you are bleaçhing.... what’s now you point?😶🤣

☞ That stupïd friend of mine just brokë up with his girlfriend that use to cook for us, I wonder how we’ll survivë now 😒😂

☞ Physics will be like “Favour is eating cake”,
Question: Calculate the taste 🙄🤣

☞ The reason why I always sit next to beautiful ladies in church is simple.
What if the Pastor says turn to your neighbor and say “I LOVE YOU” 😋😂

☞ A friend in need is a friend in deed, A friend with w**d is a friend I need... 🤣🏃

☞ I told her to make tea for me and she said that salt has finished 😒...
Favour abeg please drop my key for window, am not doing again 😩🏃😂

☞ How can government provide job, when everybody on Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram, BBM, etc are C.E.O already 🤣

☞ Guys please help me thank God😌...
“Since JSS 1 to SSS 3, I never bought pen ☺️
God always provide 😂

05/11/2025

LAUGH WITH ME😂😂😂😂

1) how can i buy chicken for 40k and you expect me not to cook the bl00d...😛
Is ur Braïn païning you.😁😁

2) after eating meat do you use toothpick or you just "mxi mt###i mxci"😂😂😂 Verydarkblackman

3) have you noticed that after scrätçhing your as$🥴 sat@n will come behind you and whísper: Now,,,, my child,,, you can smēll your fingers😆😄😂😂😂

4) you saw him with another girl and you're çryíng
When he told you,,, you're one in a million,,,😉
Where did you put your braïn 🙄🙄🙆🤣

5) on behalf of girls,,,,💃
Dear guys, if you want to be successful in life,
☺️ You have to fúçk us.... Hmm sørry! This my keyboard sef....
I mean Focus 👀😣😓

6) when someone ask you why you are still chatting with ur ex,
Ask them if they never used pást exám papers for révision 🥰🙄😐

7) don't just tall for nothing,🚶🚶
Look into the future and tell us when this 🇷🇺 russia__ukraine🇺🇦 wär will end.😂🤣🤣🤣

8)who else noticed that door handle always chall£nge your shirt
When you are ängry..?😐🤣🤣🤣

9) always smile,, dress well,, açt calm,,
So that if you mëss in public, no one will súspect you 😆😄🤣🤣

10) *baby I love you 💖.. i will be there for you**
Said your boyfrīend nd who has been uríñate in custard rúbber at night because of fëár 🤣🤣😄😄😆

11) some boys can form and pretēnd just to look líke good innôçent guys
But during s£x they be líke
"Baby, is this the hole?🙄"
Idíot it's the gate, knøçk and enter inside 😁😁

12) Cutie I know your smile is beautiful and príçeless that why I try putting a smile on your face. cutie appreciate my effôrt by følløwing my påge for more hilariøus🤩🙌
🙏🙏👉👉

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05/11/2025

Are you ready to laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
University of year exams

Course : Marry matics
Time: 1 hour 30 munites
Instructions
Attempt all questions.
All questions carry equal marks

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Eventually she drops you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Men You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone x

(a) Plot a graph of detoothers against prices of phones.
(15 marks)

(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5 marks)

(c) Plot the percentage shame against volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are whatsapping and facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 10, 000k Your daughter is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth 30, 000k each. Calculate the percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For ladies You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 20k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 500k in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

8. You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in H*ll (30 marks)😳😳🤗😁😁😁😁

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