10/15/2026
Welcome to The Design Horror Files. 🎃
All October, I'm sharing the scariest things I see in branding and website design — the things that happen when you don't know any better, and the simple fixes that make them go away.
First up: The Franken-Website.
It started innocently enough. You built a website quickly because you needed to get online. Then you added a service page yourself. A staff member updated the about section. You hired a freelancer to fix a broken link, and they changed the font while they were in there. A new associate joined, and their bio got added in a completely different style. Someone embedded a booking widget that matches nothing else on the site.
Seven years later, you have a website built by five different people, each with a different idea of what your business should look and feel like.
The colours don't match. The fonts shift from page to page. No one can tell who you serve or what makes you different. And you've been meaning to fix it for three years, but every time you open it, you don't know where to start.
The good news: this is fixable. And it doesn't require starting from scratch as much as you think.
It requires a foundation — a clear visual identity that every future decision can refer back to. Once that exists, every new page, every new bio, every new service has something coherent to anchor to.
Recognize this one? Link in bio to book a consultation call.