Kitchen Witch Productions

03/07/2026

🛸✨ ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENT: DMAYNE EVENT ✨🛸

When the invasion begins and the humans need someone to hold the line… you call in a veteran of the dancefloor.

🎧🌍 DMAYNE EVENT 🌍🎧

From bottle depot boss buying his first mixer at 14 to festival-floor favourite, Mayne Event has spent the last 30+ years weaving wild beats and soulful throwbacks into unforgettable sets.

A devout Phish-head and lifelong lover of live music, DMayne blends curveballs, guilty pleasures, and dancefloor staples with the touch of a true Festivalist.

Eclectic, electric, and impossible to predict.
Old school meets mischief — and the vibe is always loud. After all his middle name is Blair.

Standing with the Resistance, DMayne Event represents the human spirit of the dancefloor: resilient, unpredictable, and ready to fight back with rhythm.

Will the humans hold their ground? Or will the signal from the stars take over?

You’ll have to report for battle to find out.

👾 ALIENS vs. HUMANS – Part 2
🗓 Saturday March 7th, 2026 @ 10PM
📍 Callie’s Pub – 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟 $7 Advance / $10 Door
http://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

Join the Resistance… or surrender to the invasion.

03/04/2026

🛸✨ ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENT: MAJICKMAMI ✨🛸

Last year she poured drinks, held the line, and fought alongside the humans as the Galactic Saloon W***h when the invasion first began.

But a lot can change in a year.

✨👾 majickmami 👾✨

Something happened in the aftermath of the invasion. Somewhere between the humans and the aliens, the signal began to shift… and majickmami found herself caught between two worlds.

No longer fully human.
Not entirely alien.

Now returning to the battlefield as a HYBRID, majickmami brings hypnotic movement, cosmic energy, and a presence that blurs the line between resistance and invasion.

Has she been transformed? Recruited?
Or is she playing both sides of the galaxy?

You’ll have to report for battle to find out.

👾 ALIENS vs. HUMANS – Part 2
🗓 Saturday March 7th, 2026 @ 10PM
📍 Callie’s Pub – 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟 $7 Advance / $10 Door
http://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

Join the Resistance… or surrender to the invasion.

03/04/2026

🛸✨ ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENT: AUNTIE MOLLY ✨🛸

The signal has changed… and something strange is happening on the airwaves.

🎧👽 AUNTIE MOLLY 👽🎧

Auntie Molly is an open format DJ with a love of all things EDM. The Auntie loves to bring hook laden, vocal forward heaters, and the Molly delivers the wubs.

Last year Auntie Molly stood with the humans as the invasion began, helping hold the line while chaos unfolded on the dancefloor.

But something has shifted in the signal… and this year Auntie Molly returns with the alien forces.

Hooky vocals, massive energy, and bass heavy enough to shake the planet — when Auntie Molly steps behind the decks, resistance might start feeling impossible.

Has the signal been intercepted… Or has the invasion already begun?

You’ll have to report for battle to find out.

👾 ALIENS vs. HUMANS – Part 2
🗓 Saturday March 7th, 2026 @ 10PM
📍 Callie’s Pub – 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟 $7 Advance / $10 Door
http://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

Join the Resistance… or surrender to the invasion.

03/03/2026

🛸✨ ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENT: PORCELAIN BARBIE ✨🛸

When the dust settles and the ruins of Earth remain… some humans still refuse to stop dancing.

💃🌍 PORCELAIN BARBIE 🌍💃

Lost in the ruins that remains of earth, dancing her days away in search of something greater, the quakes of the b***y shake calls out into the galaxy, what shall she discover, come to Aliens vs. Humans, to see if my dancing days are triumphant or my demise.

From the remnants of humanity rises a fearless dancer, sending seismic signals through the stars with every move. But in a universe where aliens have already begun their invasion… who exactly is hearing the call?

Will the rhythm save her? Summon something unimaginable? Or mark the end of humanity’s reign?

You’ll have to report for battle to find out!

👾 ALIENS vs. HUMANS – Part 2
🗓 Saturday March 7th, 2026 @ 10PM
📍 Callie’s Pub – 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟 $7 Advance / $10 Door
http://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

Join the Resistance… or surrender to the invasion.

03/02/2026

🛸✨ ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENT: B.Z. MAGIC ✨🛸

The lines between worlds are beginning to blur… and some beings don’t belong to just one side.

👾✨ B.Z. MAGIC ✨👾

B.Z. Magic is a proud trans woman and cyber diva who exists in a space that intersects between the Drag community and the Rave/EDM community. She brings light and joyous chaos everywhere she goes.

Neither fully human… nor fully alien… B.Z. Magic arrives as a HYBRID force, channeling the energy of the dancefloor and the spectacle of drag into one electric presence. Expect radiant charisma, high-energy movement, and a performance that feels like a glitch in the simulation.

Is she here to unite the worlds? To scramble the signal? Or to amplify the chaos?

You’ll have to report for battle to find out.

👾 ALIENS vs. HUMANS – Part 2
🗓 Saturday March 7th, 2026 @ 10PM
📍 Callie’s Pub – 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟 $7 Advance / $10 Door
http://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

Join the Resistance… or surrender to the invasion.

03/01/2026

🛸✨ ARTIST ANNOUNCEMENT: SEREN SERENITY ✨🛸

The cosmos has answered the call… and she’s coming in HOT.

👽💎 SEREN SERENITY 💎👽

Seren Serenity is an intergalactic drag queen of cosmic renown, once the Crystal Goddess of her home planet, now the most glamorous diva to have ever crash landed in the piney woods of Maine!

Undeterred, Seren has now packed up her wigs, sequins, and heels and has set her sights northward, crossing into New Brunswick, Canada! There she is determined to show off her talents of gravity-defying twirls, stunning looks, and her ability to captivate every audience she encounters. So buckle up, earthlings-watch out… because you might just get the probing of a lifetime!

Is she here to conquer? To serve? To WERK?

You’ll have to report for battle to find out!

👾 ALIENS vs. HUMANS – Part 2
🗓 Saturday March 7th, 2026 @ 10PM
📍 Callie’s Pub – 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟 $7 Advance / $10 Door
http://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

Join the Resistance… or surrender to the invasion.

02/04/2026

👽Aliens vs. Humans👾Part 2

Join the fight Saturday March 7th 2026 @ 10pm at Callies Pub for the second instalment of Aliens vs. Humans presented by K!tchen W!tch Productions!

Last year we got to watch the invasion take place where Pupu The Space Pig, and the Circuit Witch came to Saint John to invade earth; Auntie Molly, BZ Magic, and majickmami manning the saloon.

This year, everything is different. The humans we knew and loved have joined forces with the aliens, one of which was never one of us to begin with… But the Resistance lives on!

⏰ Saturday March 7th @ 10pm
📍 Callie’s Pub - 2 Princess St. Saint John
🎟️ $7 Advance Tickets / $10 @ The Door

Tix here ——> https://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2055991

RESISTANCE:
🎧 DMayne Event
💃 Porcelain Barbie

ALIENS:
🎧 Auntie Molly
🪩 Seren Serenity

HYBRIDS:
👾 B.Z. Magic
✨ majickmami

JOIN THE RESISTANCE - FIGHT FOR EARTH!

01/29/2026

01/22/2026

https://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2035325

THE JAMMY JAM — DJ’s for PJ’s, Part III
In support of Coverdale Women’s Shelter

In collaboration with K!tchen W!tch Productions ()

🗓 Saturday, February 14 | 10PM – 2AM
📍 Callie’s Pub, 2 Princess St. Saint John

🎧 B2B2B: Astro Not, Shimm, Auntie Molly
🔮 Flow artists: Bublflows, majickmami

🎟 Admission: Pay What You Can. Tickets on the site are free with a suggested donation; all proceeds support Coverdale Women’s Shelter.

https://buytickets.at/ktchenwtchproductions/2035325

🪙 Donations can be sent directly to [email protected]

🧸 Dress Code: Sleepwear, pajamas, or anything you might sleep in — except your birthday suit.

Come comfortable. Come connected.
Community care through music and movement. Let’s do what we can to directly impact our community in a positive way; with comfort!