08/05/2026
If you’ve ever muttered, “The algorithm hates me” while staring dramatically at your Insights… please know you are not alone 😂
Honestly, I hear versions of these every single week from brilliant business owners who are working hard to show up online whilst also running an actual business, having a life, and attempting not to lose the plot over Reels.
And I genuinely get it. Social media can feel exciting one minute… then completely exhausting the next.
So for a bit of Friday fun, I’ve translated some classic Instagram business-owner phrases into wildly overprofessional corporate language.
I would love to know… what’s YOUR anti-Insta phrase that deserves a corporate rewrite? 😁⤵️