07/09/2026
This week’s marketing musings are brought to you by the letter F.
F - Frankenstein Marketing
It happens to almost every established business that’s grown past the five- or ten-year mark.
You didn't set out to build a monster, but year after year of quick patches, temporary freelancers, and ad-hoc campaigns have left you with a piecemeal setup held together by digital duct tape.
Welcome to Frankenstein Marketing. It’s technically alive... but it’s scaring off high-value clients.
Here’s what it usually looks like under the hood:
A website from 2019 that reflects who you used to be, not the premium enterprise service you deliver today.
A brand deck that half your sales team ignores because they created their own "better" rogue version in Canva.
Automated email workflows still sending prospective leads broken links or outdated service packages.
Disconnected marketing channels managed by three different people, all speaking in entirely different tones of voice.
Slapping a fresh ad campaign or new social posts on top of a Frankenstein setup won't fix it. You’re just sewing another mismatched limb onto the monster.
You need to step back, audit the whole structure, tear out the dead wood, and build a cohesive strategy that actually reflects where your business is going next.
If your marketing setup is looking a bit monstrous, let’s run a full audit, identify the gaps, and get a clean strategy in place.
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