03/06/2026
Last week I asked a simple question about getting a decent roof fixed before the next biblical downpour.
But instead of a civilised list of people who might actually know what they’re doing, Google just plonked a massive AI sermon at the top.
It quoted three websites I’ve never heard of and left every local firm I’d trust sulking in digital Siberia.
Welcome, friends, to Generative Engine Optimisation.
GEO is the current battlefield where AI answer engines decide who gets name dropped and who gets completely blanked.
This isn’t some airy-fairy nonsense for people who call their shed a 'home office'.
It’s brutally practical.
In the old days, turning up first in the search results was enough.
Now the robot writes the answer itself and only bothers mentioning you if you’ve made its life easy.
Fail that test and you might as well be invisible, like that one mate who always offers to drive but somehow never has any petrol.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲?
Stop obsessing over single pathetic keywords like a stamp collector with too much time on his hands.
Start thinking in 'question clusters'.
What does a real human actually want to know before they part with their hard-earned cash?
• 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲.
• 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁’𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲.
• 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗶𝘁𝗮𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝟱𝗽𝗺 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆.
• 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂’𝘃𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿.
Stuff all that clearly on one page.
Make sure you answer it straight up front like a grown-up, and suddenly the AI treats you like the reliable bloke down the road.
They talk about making your content ridiculously easy to quote short bullets, proper stats, real customer quotes, none of that fluffy 'leveraging synergies' nonsense that makes me reach for the whisky.
Add trust signals that actually mean something:
• 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝗲.
• 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗲𝘀.
• 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗰𝗼𝗱𝗲.
Do it right and the robot starts bigging you up like a proud auntie.
Look, I’m still the idiot who shouts at his printer like it’s personally betrayed me.
But if you’re running a real business in 2026 and you don’t want to become yesterday’s fish and chip wrapper while the AI serves up your competitors, this matters.
𝗚𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗦𝗘𝗢 gets you in the game.
SEO & GEO together makes sure the referee actually says your name out loud.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to argue with someone on here about the fact AI won't be taking my job.
Wish me luck - I suspect I’ll need it.