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18/02/2026
🚨 The sales funnel is dead. So why is no one talking about it?  Here’s what’s really happening:šŸ‘» 73% of your buyer’s jou...
31/01/2026

🚨 The sales funnel is dead. So why is no one talking about it?

Here’s what’s really happening:

šŸ‘» 73% of your buyer’s journey is invisible
They’re learning about your product long before they ever speak to your team.

šŸ“‰ But sales still gets blamed
When revenue dips, no one questions the product. Or timing. Or positioning.
They fire the salesperson.

🧨 Turnover costs are exploding in private equity-backed companies
Replacing a single rep costs between 1.5x–2x their annual OTE.
For a 300k OTE rep, that's up to $600,000 burned.

šŸ’ø Sales comp isn’t working either
36% of reps miss quota.
Only 50% of companies trust their comp plans are fair.

Here’s the truth:
- Marketing doesn't control the dark funnel
- Sales doesn't control the buyer
- The old funnel model was built for a sales-led world

We're living in a buyer-led one.
Your buyer wants value, not a rep with a script.

So what do you do?

šŸ“Œ Map your dark funnel.
šŸ“Œ Make marketing and sales work as one.
šŸ“Œ Stop blaming people. Start fixing the process.

Still following a funnel model from 2005?
Your buyers moved on.

Have you?

Read full essay The Death of the Sales Funnel on my Substack THE PLOT TWIST
https://substack.com/home/post/p-186406741

Most businesses don’t fail because they can’t sell.They fail because there’s nothing real to sell —so selling turns into...
20/01/2026

Most businesses don’t fail because they can’t sell.

They fail because there’s nothing real to sell —
so selling turns into a performance.

Confidence gets louder.
Explanations get longer.
Tricks multiply.

Persuasion is supposed to take you somewhere.
When it doesn’t, it becomes theatre.

I wrote an essay on:
• businesses built on real value
• businesses that squeeze sales out of nothing
• and why AI makes this harder to see, not easier

šŸ‘‰ Full essay in the link in bio.

Most persuasion fails for a simple reason:people mistake pressure for power.The harder we try to influence, the faster o...
10/01/2026

Most persuasion fails for a simple reason:
people mistake pressure for power.

The harder we try to influence, the faster others sense the threat.

This essay is about why techniques decay, why smart people feel ā€œhandledā€ first, and why real influence only works when pressure leaves the room.

If persuasion feels harder than it used to, it’s not you.
It’s the strategy.

AI isn’t reshaping work by replacing people. It’s changing who gets to act independently. For mid-career professionals, ...
14/12/2025

AI isn’t reshaping work by replacing people. It’s changing who gets to act independently. For mid-career professionals, it quietly restores the value of experience, judgment, and clear thinking. Used as a co-pilot rather than a crutch, it reduces cognitive overload, helps codify hard-won insight, and makes fractional work and side income viable without dramatic exits. The real risk isn’t redundancy, but outsourcing your own thinking.

For years, I carried an image in my mind that I rarely articulated: a mountain I wanted to climb but feared I did not ha...
23/11/2025

For years, I carried an image in my mind that I rarely articulated: a mountain I wanted to climb but feared I did not have the preparation for. I circled it endlessly, searching for an easier ascent. I tried smaller hills, adjacent paths, work that resembled the mountain path but did not require its commitment. Each detour felt safer than the direct route, but none delivered me any closer to the view I secretly longed for.

I do not mean to suggest that AI built the path for me; it did not. What it offered was something subtler and more transformative: the removal of unnecessary friction. A sense of intellectual companionship. The feeling—surprising, then liberating—that I no longer had to face the ascent alone. New essay is out - link in bio.

The world isn’t run by geniuses. It’s run by improvisers with conviction (and better posture).  You don’t need more info...
02/11/2025

The world isn’t run by geniuses. It’s run by improvisers with conviction (and better posture). You don’t need more information - you need more courage.

Good writing is key šŸ” before releasing any of your make sure you ask yourself these questions and see how it will transf...
14/11/2023

Good writing is key šŸ” before releasing any of your make sure you ask yourself these questions and see how it will transform your hit rate

If you are wondering what being authentic means and how to achieve it, here it is. Create for yourself. Bring all of you...
31/10/2023

If you are wondering what being authentic means and how to achieve it, here it is.

Create for yourself. Bring all of yourself into the project. Do the best you can, with your own taste.

Measurement of greatness is subjective. There is no hard metric.

Instead of focusing on what making this will bring you, focus on creating value with whatever you’re doing.

Make it the best you can with no limitations.

Self expression is finally in and conformity is finally out.It’s ok to be different. It’s encouraged. It’s ok to stand o...
27/09/2023

Self expression is finally in and conformity is finally out.

It’s ok to be different. It’s encouraged.

It’s ok to stand out. It’s ok to embrace the weird and let it shine in a myriad shades of eccentric, buzzard and q***r.

Le freak, c’est chic!

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