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Bright and colourful foreign language prints, stationery and clothing.

12/07/2026

CUTE ORDERS

So many of these orders popping through the website.

We love it when an order is a thing of beauty.

19/06/2026

C’EST LA KEY

Let’s be honest - if there’s one thing working mums and teachers have in common, it’s the ability to misplace keys in a perfectly tidy room.

‘Oui, mais non’ for when you want to be organised but your keys have other plans.

‘Coffee, teach, repeat’ for the caffeine powered hero.

‘C’est vin-dredi’ for the person who loses their keys on Friday and finds them on Sunday, next to the empty wine bottle!

‘Liberté, égalité, fatigué’ for the multilingual zombie who is simply too tired to remember where they put anything.

17/06/2026

THE APRON THAT MAKES COOKING …
… A LITTLE SAUCY.

Some people wear cute, wholesome aprons that say ‘Kiss the Cook’

And then we roll out ‘Ich bin ein Koch’
Technically meaning ‘I am a cook’

But let’s be honest, your brain absolutely read it differently.

- it’s educational
- it’s useful
- it’s unintentionally (alright really intentionally) filthy if you squint.

It’s a proper peak into our humour.

15/06/2026

OOPS, YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.

Every. single. year!
Without fail.
The language teachers come out in force.
Oh La Vache HQ turns into full blown sorting office chaos.

It seems language teachers don’t just order ‘a few bits’.
Oh no.
They order:
- for the whole department,
- for September
- for the display boards
- to give a classroom a revamp
- for the A Level students leaving
- for the NQT who’s passed with flying colours.

So here we are again - with a pile taller than a Year 7 standing on a dictionary.

Thanks guys. Keep them coming!!

12/06/2026

RAISING KIND HUMANS

Nothing says ‘I’m raising kind humans and teaching them languages’ like wearing your values in French, German, Spanish or Italian across your chest.

You want to grab this if:

- you’re a teacher this month creating an inclusive classroom.
- you’re a working parents juggling home life and human rights.
- you agree kids should grow up in a world full of colour and kindness.
- you’re a family who show love loudly, proudly and it’s better in other languages.

🌈

10/06/2026

ULTIMATE COMPLIMENT

Nothing says romance than someone comparing you to a compound past tense!!

Flirting with grammar. Who’d have thought it.

Most language speaking in wives/husbands/girlfriends and boyfriends need this in their lives!

Let’s be honest, if you’re juggling marking, meal planning, school trips and multiple languages before 9am … you deserve a bag that screams ‘I may look dishevelled but I’m still linguistically charming.’

08/06/2026

BITCHUATION
A linguistic term we absolutely needed.

It’s not you. It’s the bitchuation.

You know the ones:
- when a pupil asks you to go to the toilet when you asked for an answer to the question.
- when your own kids suddenly remember they have a letter to sign as you’re walking out the door.
- when someone emails ‘just circling back’ and it’s your first sit down of the day.
- when you’ve switched languages 14 times before breakfast and your brain has left the chat.
- when a friend who says ‘we should totally catch up’ but only ever really messages you when they need something.

It’s very necessary lexicon. And we’re here for it.

01/06/2026

MEET THE HUMANS

We’re Bex and Laura - two language-loving, stationery obsessed humans who spend our days juggling:

- being in schools
- parenting
- drinking too much coffee
- saying ‘just one more idea’ far too often

Oh La Vache started as a tiny spark in between teaching together, navigating a pandemic and getting more and more frustrated with the big brands and their terrible language skills!

It’s now a full blown celebration of languages, colour, humour and adds to our beautiful chaos.

We create things for people like us:
- people with 67 tabs open
- people who snort laugh at funny words
- people who love to switch languages
- people who love a bold print and a good pun

If you’re fuelled by caffeine, conjugations and chaos - bienvenue, you’re in the right place!

29/05/2026

OUI MAIS NON

Because some days your want to say yes…
… but you’ve already:

🥗 packed three lunches
🇫🇷 corrected someone’s French
👞 found a missing shoe
📝 rewritten a boring lesson plan
🍝 remembers you’ve forgotten to defrost dinner

So the answer is technically OUI,
…but your soul, your schedule and your sanity are all screaming NON.

27/05/2026

🦭 WHAT THE PHOQUE !?

When you want to swear…
…but you’re also a classy, multilingual queen who prefers her expletives with a French twist.

Perfect for:
☕️ morning chaos
🖥️ zoom meetings you didn’t agree to
🎤 a safe, bilingual way to say ‘absolutely not today’

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