OnestoBanze979

05/11/2025

How was your day?

05/11/2025

Mention the football club which are just scoring goals and not concede

30/11/2023

Life sometimes!

28/11/2023

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10/11/2023

𝗙𝘂𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 ⏸️

BONIFACE WINS IT AT THE DEATH!!! 😤😤

THIS TEAM!!! 👊⚫️🔴

90+5' | 0-1 | |

09/11/2023

Interviewer: How much amount of milk does
your cow produce?

Farmer: which one, black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer : Where do they sleep?

Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?

Interviewer: The black one

Farmer : In the Barn

Interviewer: And the White one?

Farmer: In the Barn also

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do
you feed them?

Farmer: which one..black one or white one?

Interviewer: Black one

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Grass

Interviewer: (Annoyed) but why do you keep on
asking if black one or white one when answers
are just the same??

Farmer: Because the black one is mine.

Interviewer: And the white one?

Farmer: Its also mine.

This farmer behaves like Man U fans😂😂😂😂😂😂

03/11/2023

This team is really cooking 🔥🔥🔥⚽

Xabi Alonso has Leverkusen cooking! 👨‍🍳🥵

03/11/2023

Lionel Messi on his rivalry with Cristiano Ronaldo:

🗣️ “It was an epic competition between brackets. Athletically, he was very good and I think we benefited from each other because we are both very competitive and he also always wants to win over everyone and everything. I think it was a very beautiful period for us and for those who love football in general."

"What we have done all this time is very appreciable because as they say it is easy to reach the top but difficult to stay. We stayed at the top for ten or fifteen years, I'm not sure how many, and it was very difficult. It was very difficult to continue at this level and I think it was a great thing and a beautiful memory for everyone who enjoys football.” 🐐 🤝 🐐

01/11/2023

Breaking News:

The League Cup semi-final format will now be a one-legged match starting from next season. 🏆⚽

31/10/2023

A menina limpa deve Tomar banho 4 a 5 vezes por dia

31/10/2023

Doesn't matter. You'll remember in football you can play all 90 minutes with 83 Ball posession 91% pass completion, 19 total shots 15 shots on tagged. But the team with 27 ball possession
But the team with 57% pass competition 0 shots 0 shots on tagged
Scorers a single goal in 90+'3
Will take all 3 points.
So you must score and make success Lionel Messi has a World 🌎 Cup

Lionel Messi may have collected his 8th Ballon d'Or, but Cristiano Ronaldo still has plenty to shout about 🔥