Mimi beauty

12/04/2026

Bible verse

12/04/2026

Act fast

11/04/2026

Period

11/04/2026

11/04/2026

My future my Future
How many times did I call you 🙂🙂🙂

11/04/2026

I speak grace into your life ❤️

10/04/2026

No vex na malaria symptoms

09/04/2026

Here’s a short, powerful voice-over you can use:

“When God wants to build you, He doesn’t need a brand, a title, or a loud name. He starts in the quiet… in the hidden places where no one is watching. He uses your struggles, your tears, your waiting season. While others chase recognition, He builds character. While the world looks for applause, He shapes purpose. And when the time is right… what He has built in you will speak louder than any name ever could.”

09/04/2026

I wonder if Egyptian Christians have not come across that verse in the Bible.

07/04/2026

Don’t worry, I won’t burst your phone 😭
Since you’ve clearly decided to support me… emotionally 😂

I see how you’re scrolling peacefully like my effort is on silent mode. No problem at all.

Just know that one day, when I blow, you’ll say,
“I remember her…”
and I’ll say, “Yes, you remember… but you didn’t support” 😌

For now, carry on 😭 I won’t disturb your data or your peace.
But small support would not have killed you sha 😂

07/04/2026

So my only “offense” was congratulating someone on LinkedIn for starting a new role 😭

I saw her post looking all serious and CEO-like, so I said, “Congratulations on your new position.” Simple, right?

Next thing… the story changed direction completely 😂

Madam CEO entered my DM like:
“Please, can you borrow me 25k? I will pay you back by weekend.”

I paused… because how did we move from “congrats” to “loan application” so fast? 😭
But out of curiosity, I said, “Okay, send your account number.”

She sent: “Ahhh Opay.”

Now I was confused 😅
I asked her, “Wait… is Ahhh Opay your account name or what exactly is that?”

And just like that…
Silence.
No reply.
No explanation.
Nothing.

Madam CEO vanished like she remembered she had a meeting in another universe 😂

At that point, I just laughed and said, “So scammers don upgrade reach LinkedIn no problem

Stay sharp, my people!

07/04/2026

I stepped out that day not to impress anybody… but somehow still managed to confuse the entire neighborhood.

My skirt couldn’t decide if it wanted to be small or big—so it chose both. My top? Hanging like it just gave up on life halfway. And my shoes… ah yes, the legendary colorful slippers that look like they escaped from a cartoon and found peace on my feet.

As I walked, one child pointed and whispered, “Aunty, are you going for a party or chasing spirits?”
I smiled and said, “Both. Depends on who annoys me today.”

Even the ground looked unsure, like, “Is she stylish or is she starting a new fashion religion?”

But the real twist?
By the time I got to my destination, three people had already asked where I bought the outfit.