11/10/2024
Nothing person no fit see for Sosho Midia (Social Media) these days.
"I can't settle for less, he must have a car, six packs, snap with Tony Elumelu, go on a boat cruise with Femi Otedola, be tall and dark, have pink lips, his s**t must have perfume, he must live in pineapple island" bla bla bla.....
These are girls whose fathers still live in a single room apartment o 🤣🤣.
You see, on this Blue App Street especially, it seems everyone is trying to outcraze or outmad everyone.
That's how I bumped onto one guy, who boasted that he could feed me and my generation without blinking an eye in a public transport bus. I burst into laughter like a mad man in the bus when I saw him negotiating a transport fare of ₦300 with the driver.
"Abeg driver, na ₦200 I get o, na Lagere I dey go"
This is an online billionaire, who could feed my three kids, my parents, grandparents and everyone connected to me.
"Driver, don't worry, I will pay Chief Facebook Billionaire's transport fare. He's a very rich man, just that he wants to enjoy fresh air with the poor people in the bus today, that's why he's here. As he is, he can feed the whole of Ile-Ife o"
I even called him by his Facebook moniker 🤣🤣🤣, that was when he knew that his sc***um dey my hand.
Everyone in the bus started laughing, noticing that I had something 'huge' on him. Shame led him out of the bus, unfortunately for him, rain started immediately!!!
See, no let people's Facebook standards turn your head. Your own no worse pass others, in fact, chances are very high that you are doing far better than a lot of them.
By the way, these guys 👇👇👇 are cute, ain't they? May God bless your home 🙏🙏🙏.
Siyanbọ́lá Jibril Túndé