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Dangote press release on the death of the accident victim...
01/09/2025

Dangote press release on the death of the accident victim...

EasyJet has suspended one of its captains after he was reportedly seen roaming a luxury hotel drunk and nak£d.The unname...
11/08/2025

EasyJet has suspended one of its captains after he was reportedly seen roaming a luxury hotel drunk and nak£d.
The unnamed pilot was witnessed walking through common areas of a five-star resort in Cape Verde without any clothes on in the early hours of the morning on 5 August, after an extended drinking session in a bar, according to the Sun.
He was due to operate a return flight to Gatwick more than 36 hours later, but was grounded after the budget airline received complaints about the incident and a replacement pilot found.
An EasyJet spokesman told the BBC the pilot now faces an investigation and that the safety of passengers and crew was its "highest priority".
The captain arrived at the Melia Dunas Beach Resort and Spa in the West African island nation on 4 August and proceeded to begin drinking, the Sun reports.
At around 02:30 local time (04:30 BST) the following morning, hotel guests reportedly saw him strip off and wander into the reception, before moving onto the gym and spa, according to the newspaper.
"The pilot did not have a stitch on and reeked of alcohol," an anonymous source inside the airline was quoted by the paper as saying.
"Anyone who saw the pilot cavorting naked in the early hours on the day before a flight would not dream of getting on a plane with him at the controls."
He was scheduled to helm the 2,332-nautical-mile (4,318km) trip back to Gatwick on the afternoon of 6 August, but was removed from the flight.

Verydarkman arrested by the EFCC. His Lawyers released a press.
03/05/2025

Verydarkman arrested by the EFCC. His Lawyers released a press.

SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTERFrom the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti UduaghanDear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akp...
27/04/2025

SATIRICAL APOLOGY LETTER

From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan

Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,

It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence. I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognize that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.

How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement. Truly, I must apologize for prioritizing competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.

I now realize the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes. For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.

Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.

I remain,
Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan
Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken

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INEC informs the Senate President of the failure of Natasha's recall.Opacity News
04/04/2025

INEC informs the Senate President of the failure of Natasha's recall.

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Some of the WhatsApp exchanges before the former HoS of Rivers State disappeared to Abuja.What do you think?
30/03/2025

Some of the WhatsApp exchanges before the former HoS of Rivers State disappeared to Abuja.
What do you think?

He wished the President 73rd birthday but was not in the party.What does this insinuate? He is like the defacto Governor...
30/03/2025

He wished the President 73rd birthday but was not in the party.

What does this insinuate? He is like the defacto Governor of the FCT. Ok. We watch ⌚.

Senator Natasha's husband has notified Senator Nwaebonyi of his intention to sue him for defamation. Only his name is in...
29/03/2025

Senator Natasha's husband has notified Senator Nwaebonyi of his intention to sue him for defamation.

Only his name is in that suit.

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Finally, INEC has moved forward to accept the recall application for Senator Natasha and notified the parties.Opacity Ne...
27/03/2025

Finally, INEC has moved forward to accept the recall application for Senator Natasha and notified the parties.

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