04/02/2023
Happy weekends with Më më
1⚡.. I slept with #500 naira,but woke up with #200 Naira. Make e no be say I pay for the malt wey I drink for dream oo😭😭😭😂
2⚡... Because I nor get beards usher direct me go children Sunday class. 😿😥😢😢😢😢
3⚡... I lost my PHONE 📱 this morning please if you see anyone playing music with any phone collect it for me 😊😊😊
4⚡...Since CBN don't want us to use money again,let's go back to trade by barter...I have garri and I need house,who's in??
5⚡... Thank God I now have a property abroad....my friend just took my charger to UK 🏃🏃😂
6.⚡....instead of me to browse with Glo network again,I rather go to google's office and ask them my questions 😁🤝
7.⚡.....The only transfer working right now in this country,is transfer of aggression 😭😭😭...na so so vex since morning
8.⚡.... Yahoo no easy oh.... The person wey I wan scam.. Me and him dey use the same white man picture 😂💔😅😂
9⚡..... Sometimes I just open my fridge,and close it....GBAM,because the sound makes me feel I own a car 🤝🙆😂
10.⚡.... It's only in Nìgérìà 🇳🇬 that some boys would be boasting with poverty,I have been using this belt for 6years and it's still strong😭😭😂
11⚡...Putting your phone on silent is all fun,until you can't find it 😂😂
12⚡..... Whoever removed 29th and 30th from February,kindly DM to get your 14th gift 🤝😁
13⚡.... Wearing white and red on Valentine's day would only make you look like an unknown capsule. Just wear red an yellow,at least you'll look like "TETRACYCLINE" 😁🤝😂
14⚡....Some people's talent is to use small bucket of water and flush s**t.
15)⚡..... If you put everything in God's hand,you'll surely see God's hand in everything...👌
And please,don't you ever give up on God,because God would never give up on you. Rather,when your'e down to nothing,God is up to something🙏🙇. Stay blessed and have a lovely weekend.
Which number got you more?? 😅
Please guys,help me reach 2K🙏🙏👇👇
👉 Sę YįʚïɞSę YįʚïɞSę Yįʚïɞ
