15/04/2026
Relationships in Juba, PART1.
1. Amarat ladies are the most expensive ladies in Juba. They like sugar Daddies so much. The love of the iPhone forced them to have an affair with Sugar daddies.
2. Munuki ladies are pretenders. All they want are guys who speak fluent Arabic. That's why they end up dating Tuk-Tuk/ Raksha riders.
3. Juba-town with the cheapest ladies. All you need to do is to show your admiration for her, many of them are lacking shelter, therefore, there are 99.9% chances of chewing her on the first meeting.
4. Jebel Suk babes aren't cheap, in fact there is no price tag. All you need to do is to buy her a plate of Kikomando under that unfinished Amara at the bus park and a bottle of "Muny-Monyo water. You already won her heart Cde.
5. Gudele, be careful when dating a girl from gudele otherwise she may end up being snatched by a bodaboda rider. their love for boda boys is unconditional..
6. Never bring Newsite ladies to your houses. Especially when she is a Dinka. In Dinka culture, if you chop your g.f in your house, the lady won't leave the house. They have that ideology of getting married forcefully. Be careful Cdes!
7. Gumbo-shierkat.. ladies are good in pick-pocketing at night when she destroys the hell outta you, she picks whatever in your trouser's pocket and leaves your house/ hotel in the middle of the night.
8. Hai Referendum, their ladies love fish so much, when you take her out and don't buy her fish, she'll break up with you immediately..
9. Hai-thora, hmmi my friend there's no single style their ladies don't know..
10. Jebel Dinka ?
11. Mangateen ?
12. Thongpiny ?
