01/10/2026
Happy Saturday, yâall!
A new year, a fresh start, and hope on the horizon brings me fresh feelings of appreciation for all the blessings we enjoy in this great city.
Before we dive into the muck, let me offer a tip of the hat to our fine law enforcement. I missed the mark on National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day yesterday, but Conroe and Montgomery County truly have the finest men and women around. Iâm thankful to live in a community that values our officersâwell, most of us do, anyway.
Iâve been out and about taking in the weekend action, and if yâall havenât hit the Saturday morning market, youâre missing out on a top-notch slice of heaven. Itâs a great spot to scoop up kitchen essentials and weekend treats, but Iâm over here holding my breath that City Hall doesnât choke it out. I truly hope they can find a way to manage street closure permits without causing an amenity like this to go extinct. Itâs free, itâs vibrant, and itâs exactly the kind of innovation this city claims it "can't" afford to support.
After hitting the market, we swung by one of my familyâs favorites, Dragon Bowl C. With just enough chill in the air to make soup a necessityâand boba for the kiddo of courseâit hit the spot. If you havenât treated yourself to one of their egg rolls you are missing out on all the fun.
I attended the council meeting this weekâan evening session actually friendly to a working womanâs schedule. It was eventful, to say the least. If you haven't watched the video, pull it up, but let me give you the "Acorn" condensed version of the chaos:
Now, letâs talk about a big point of concern for potential candidates and, ultimately, every one of you in the general public. There is a new financial disclosure and ethics form the city is requiring that is as overreaching and invasive as a nosy neighbor with a pair of binoculars. Now, to be fair, the form itself isnât absolutely terribleâitâs the implication thatâll give you the vapors. You see, this form threatens to disqualify candidates, but there isnât a bit of documentation as to what those disqualifying "sins" might be. It is a game, plain and simple, played with no rules and no instructions. Itâs like being told youâve lost a hand of poker before the cards are even dealt.
And donât even get me started on the "third-party" reviewer. To be clear, these disclosures are done under a sworn affidavit and can be pulled via an open records request by any citizen with a signature and a suspicion. As candidates, we take the biggest risk putting our lives on paper, never knowing who is requesting it or for what nefarious purpose. Yet, the city wants to waste an unknown amount of your hard-earned tax dollars to hire an outside "expert" to process these and, letâs be honest, cherry-pick the candidates they prefer. Itâs an unnecessary expense for a controlled outcome. Theyâre essentially charging us a fee to let them decide whoâs "pure" enough to serve, all while keeping the rulebook locked in a desk drawer. Itâs enough to make a lady's head spinâor at least make her wonder whose friend or relative is getting that third-party contract.
Then thereâs Nanâ presenting an over-the-top Discovery Green knock-off. But instead of putting it where people actually are, she wants to drop it in the industrial park. Middle of nowhere. No parking. Itâs a classic Conroe "won't" disguised as a "can't." We have areas in desperate need of foot traffic, like near the Hyatt, but theyâd rather plant a park in the desert and wonder why it doesn't bloom.
Now, hold onto your hats, because more money was approved to cover the legal defense against Sellarsâ case. Thatâs rightâmore money for the very legal group that landed us in this scorched-earth mess to begin with. How I see it, it doesn't matter what your client is asking forâif you, as the expert, know that what theyâre requesting is about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine, it is your job to make that clear. If you choose to just take the payment and take the orders, well, you arenât an expert anymoreâyouâre a waiter.
And ultimately folks, that is exactly where we find ourselves. We hired a waiter who took the orders, placed them with the cook, and then let the customer wander into the kitchen to mess with the stove for a bit. When the customer finally sat down in front of their creation, it was clear this was not the meal anyone intended to eat. It was burnt, bitter, and entirely unpalatable. Luckily, there was a manager on duty in the form of John Sellers. He swooped in and said, âLet me take this back to the kitchen for you, and next round, weâll let the professionals handle the cooking.â
Now, I know some folks see Johnâs intervention as him stomping on the democratic process, but I find those tend to be the same people who havenât bothered to research the full story, read the case, or ask a single meaningful question. They donât want to understand that a bad deal was doneâone that smelled worse than compost in August. Thankfully, this intervention might just give us a chance to do things the right way: with clear intent, professional ex*****on, and a completely unbiased perspective.
If you watch that council video, youâll see me speaking on that third-party agenda item. Youâll also notice why I was there: I picked up a candidate packet this week.
This wasn't where I saw myself, but Iâve been the voice of those too worn down to shout for too long to stay on the sidelines. I am ready to try cleaning up this house. I want a city run by the people it affects, not by attorneys rehearsing their lines and the council members before they hit the dais. Iâm here to throw open the doors to City Hall and let 'em know we the citizens of Conroe are taking back what belongs to us.
Iâll always let my faith lead me and never be led by fear. Weâre going to turn this ship around and point it to a destination where community and growth is built on a solid foundation that will support this city for the years to come.
Keep the hope, Conroe.
A new day is coming.
Yours in sass and solidarityâđ°