Cult of the Tentacle

05/04/2026

After a few too many fey wristslaps from Etsy, we said f**k it and built our own shop.

No more butthurt delisting, way more Holocaust Denial, and probably way more hatemail to share on our page later.

04/18/2026

New patches just dropped and Etsy is already attempting to delist them so you know they're good!

Get 'em while they're hot and before the thought police kick down my door and slap me around with their standard-issue copy of the talmud!

https://cultoftentacles.etsy.com

01/25/2026

God I love hatemail but the modality of internet has really changed with the "block" button.

These people just want instant gratification and leave the convo without letting me respond with something witty or funny. How boring.

Guess my small piece of fun will just be public enjoyment. 🥲 I had something awesome ready to fire off too!

11/06/2025

Had a good laugh this morning when I awoke to find someone messaged me on Etsy.

In the spirit of fun, I've decided to put both designs on sale for 50% off until next Thursday! Get them while they're hot!

https://cultoftentacles.etsy.com

08/29/2025

One of our latest patch designs has been a hot seller since it was listed on the Etsy page. Appreciate the support, all funds go straight back into creating more fun designs!

Https://CultOfTe****les.etsy.com

06/28/2025

It's been a while since we've released new designs and the wait will be well worth it. There's been a lot of back and forth with the designs and how we want to produce them so we decided to experiment by having both woven & embroidery versions of certain designs to see which people prefer more.

Embroidery has the nice texture but less detail while woven is kind of flat but has the best line work. It's all dependent on our customers' preferences and so we'd like to give options this go around.

One other detail: Our woven Square Up Thot patch design has been redone and improved this go around. The first version came out great but we still felt like it could be sharper in version 2.

Expected Release Date: Mid July.

Just finishing up on final touches before making these available.

Hope you all enjoy and are looking forward to these as much as we are!

02/09/2025

Get it while they're hot!
30% off entire store until Friday!

https://cultoftentacles.etsy.com

12/16/2024

Officially had our 20th customer!

To celebrate, I'm doing 20% off everything for the rest of the week! Get 'em while they're hot! 💣

https://cultoftentacles.etsy.com

12/03/2024

Great news! The Etsy shop is live and kickin'. Come grab some patches if it fits ya or just support the fun & memes!

https://cultoftentacles.etsy.com

We'll be trying to release designs in batches of 4 at least every other month at least. Quarterly at the very least!

12/03/2024