09/14/2026
We’re experiencing some staffing issues at Websites by George this morning. 😂
Our newest WBG employee, Franklin, apparently believes “work from home” means Mom is available for 24/7 customer support.
This 6-month-old puppy kept me up ALL NIGHT by booping my nose with his nose every time he required assistance. I’ve been awake since 2 AM, and now he’s at the door giving me his polite little paw swipes because apparently his latest support ticket requires an IMMEDIATE response.
Sir, WBG’s normal response time does not apply when your mother has had zero sleep. Your ticket has been received. Please allow 3–5 business days. 😭🐾
I thought WBG was hiring an office puppy. Apparently we enrolled in the ✨newborn package✨ instead, and I do not remember approving that expense.
Meanwhile, George, the actual CEO of Websites by George, will likely sleep through the entire situation and take full credit for company morale.
Management around here is thriving. Mom is not. 😂