Sam Garcia - Dirty Alchemy

Sam Garcia - Dirty Alchemy Make your business into a regenerative evergreen ecosystem:
https://www.thedirtyalchemy.com

05/09/2026

Don’t mind my favorite shirt being ripped up by my Aussie puppy & my refusal to get rid of it or stop wearing it 😅

05/07/2026

how I'd get 3 clients by Friday:

If you need clients this week, stop posting content. 👹

I know that sounds backwards. But content is a long-term game — and if your bank account needs attention now, playing the long game is just expensive avoidance.

In this video I break down exactly how I'd get 3 clients by Friday — what to say, who to reach out to, and how to follow up without feeling like a creep about it.

This isn't theory. I've been behind the scenes of hundreds of launches and built a multi-seven-figure business. The people I see struggling most are the ones trying to build long-term audiences while ignoring the money they could make right now.

Watch this if you have an offer and zero clients 👆

I’d love to hear if you have any of these…
05/07/2026

I’d love to hear if you have any of these…

Because the weight of your mission is heavy when you’re a paradigm-shifting entrepreneur trying to do business on your o...
05/07/2026

Because the weight of your mission is heavy when you’re a paradigm-shifting entrepreneur trying to do business on your own. ✨

I’m here to help you expand into NEXT LEVEL SUCCESS without perpetual struggle.

Comment MEDI for instant access. ⤵️

05/05/2026

Use this one by one in your next course launch and watch it sell out.

Then comment “THIRTY” and I’ll send you 30 more of my favorite copywriting prompts for emails & posts for free 😍

05/02/2026

Friday musings from the river ⚡️



Comment THIRTY + I’ll send you:✔️ 30 juicy AF prompts to write magnetic emails, social posts, or even podcast intros tha...
04/30/2026

Comment THIRTY + I’ll send you:

✔️ 30 juicy AF prompts to write magnetic emails, social posts, or even podcast intros that actually make your people want to buy from you

🧠 PLUS 4 mindset reframe prompts to clear the cobwebs of self-doubt and unlock your most confident, well-paid self

Say the word below + I’ll get them right over to you. 😘

04/30/2026

If selling your course, coaching, or digital products has felt… weird lately…
this is for you.

A lot of deeply conscious, values-driven business owners are quietly not selling right now — and it’s creating a much bigger problem than we think.

Not just financially…
but in terms of impact, leadership, and who actually gets heard.

In this video, I’m breaking down how to keep running your business and making sales:

→ without feeling tone deaf
→ without performing grief
→ without abandoning your values

Because disappearing isn’t the solution. And neither is forcing yourself to show up in a way that feels out of integrity.

Inside, I walk you through:
• How to sell during heavy or uncertain times
• Why going silent isn’t actually helping
• The difference between tone deaf marketing vs. grounded presence
• Why “not selling” is often avoidance (not activism)
• How to identify what’s actually yours to carry (your kuleana)
• How to protect your nervous system while still showing up
• Ways to connect your revenue to causes you care about
• How to start selling again if you’ve gone quiet

I’ve built a multi-seven-figure online business…
and I’ve had to navigate this in very real ways — including living through the Lahaina wildfires here on Maui while supporting recovery efforts in my own community.

This isn’t theoretical.
This is what it actually looks like to run a business when the world feels heavy.

If you’ve been:
• holding back from selling
• feeling conflicted about marketing your offers
• unsure how to show up right now

This will give you a grounded, ethical way forward.

Your work still matters.
Your offers still help people.

And your business can be part of the solution — not separate from it 👇

04/29/2026

Stop trying to “get it over with” & instead enjoy the creative process of sharing your souls work 😜

04/27/2026

You set up your funnel… maybe for your course, coaching, or digital product…

…and then nothing happens.

No sales.
No traction.
Just a funnel sitting there looking pretty on the internet.

If that’s happening, it’s not random.

After being behind the scenes of 100+ course launches (from $5K to $2M+), I can tell you this:

→ It’s almost never the tech
→ It’s almost never the design
→ And it’s often not even your offer

It’s these 3 things 👇

In this video, I break down why evergreen funnels actually fail + what separates the ones that quietly print money from the ones that flop.

Inside, you’ll learn:
• Why your funnel isn’t getting sales (even if it looks “perfect”)
• The “hidden glade” problem that kills most funnels
• Why funnels don’t create demand (and what actually does)
• The biggest myth about passive income
• How to diagnose exactly where your funnel is breaking
• What to fix first to increase conversions fast

If you’ve ever tried to build “passive income” with a funnel and felt like… what am I missing?

This is the missing piece.

Because funnels don’t fail randomly.
They fail in predictable ways.

And once you see it — you can fix it 👇

04/25/2026

Listen ⬇️

Your soul’s work can only be a part of your business if you put it together in a way that people can actually receive it.

Drool-worthy offers combine 4 key ingredients:

1️⃣ A clear process that takes them from Before to After

2️⃣ A container that you enjoy holding & they want to be apart of

3️⃣ Your excitement

4️⃣ A price that feels good to both you & them

You can design products and offers without those 4 things in mind - but they’ll be hard to sell…
(Which can turn a dreamy business into a drag)

✨ Save this + use these affirmations through the process.

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