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Dirty Little Systems

Creating abundance and space for further expansion through heart-centered, data-driven strategies.

09/02/2026

I used to try and be the perfect match for everyone.

Skip certain parts of my process. Avoid asking questions. Filter myself to fit their mold. Sometimes becoming a totally different version of myself to not ruffle any feathers and loose them as a client.

I’m so done with that s**t.

The founders I work with are decisive, direct, and genuinely ready to let someone else hold some of the weight.

They respect and honor my opinions, my processes, my enegery and ME as a human.

We have open communication.

They don’t need to be convinced to trust me.

So swipe through and take a look — if you feel called out, keep scrollin’

If you feel called in — send me a DM and let’s chat. I’d love for you to slide into my DMs 😘

08/19/2026

...and I know, coming from an ops girly who preaches systems and workflows and automations, this may be a little surprising, but hear me out...

My own onboarding process still has manual pieces in it... on purpose.

For my retainer clients and sprint projects, I'm manually sending them the contract and invoice.
Once that's paid, I'm manially sending them the welcome email with my booking link for the kickoff call (even though 90% of the time we manually schedule that call)
I send the contract and invoice myself. I send the onboarding email myself. I personally reach out to schedule the kickoff call.

Could I automate all of that?
Absolutely - 100%. (and I do for some of my clients)

But do I want to automate it in my own business?
Not really

Because the first experience someone has after handing me money and access to their entire business should feel like a person showed up for them

Not a Zapier workflow (no shade to Zapier though - I love you)

With everyone losing their minds over AI and automation right now, I think we're at real risk of optimizing the human out of our businesses entirely.

Automate the s**t that doesn't need you and protect what does.

Your backend should run without you. Your clients should still feel you.

08/18/2026

Not in a dramatic, everything's-falling-apart kind of way 🙅🏽‍♀️

More like a slow, annoying, pain in the ass leak.

🫣 The client who didn't get followed up with because they fell through the cracks
🫠 The launch that lost momentum because the date got pushed back... again
🙃 The team member who you needed to micro-manage instead of them just doing the thing because nobody documented how the thing gets done

None of it feels catastrophic in the moment
It just feels like a slightly harder week than it needed to be

And then another one...
And then another one...

That's what a backend that hasn't caught up costs you.

Not all at once.

Just consistently, every single week, in ways you've probably stopped noticing because it's just become normal.

The good news for you is that it's all fixable.
DM the word PARTNER to learn more

08/17/2026

Nobody hands you a launch playbook when you start out... or atleast I didn't get one lol

I've just be involded in enough to start learning and noticing patterns

The ones that go smoothly have almost nothing to do with the offer and everything to do with what happened in the weeks before anyone tried to buy

The timelines
The building
The testing

The ones that don't go smoothly are almost always the same story

Built too close to launch day
Nothing getting tested
Finding out something was broken when a real person tried to pay money

I've been on both sides, and the difference between them is almost always in the building phase

That's what I'm obsessive about, not just getting it done.
I'm gettin' that s**t done right, and early enough that launch day actually feels like a launch and not a fire drill.

Link in bio if you want someone like that in your corner 😘

08/16/2026

Every Sunday I do a weekly preview…

I open my google calendar and my asana and look at the week ahead

What calls I have, what tasks are due,, and what’s on my teams list for the week

I move what needs to be moved, create any missing tasks, and add some time blocks to my calendar

I spend maybe 30mins max on this, and then I’m done (oh and I usually have a fun drink when I;m doing this to to add to the vibes

This helps me start my monday calm, grounded and ready to kick ass. Not stressing and feeling overwhelmed by a single thing

I hope you’re sunday is filled with everything you need and nothing that you don’t and may your Monday bring all the good vibes your way ❤️‍🔥😘

08/15/2026

This is just who I am at this point ❤️‍🔥

I’ll be half asleep and suddenly I’m mentally restructuring a client’s onboarding flow
I’m in the shower and I’ve already planned out the next three things that need to move in someone’s Asana
I’ll be watching Bravo and suddenly realize the gap in the customer journey

And before you tell me this is a byproduct of hustle culture, this is genuinely just how my brain works

Other people’s businesses are interesting to me in the same way some people are obsessed with true crime or fantasy football. I just happen to get paid for mine 🤑
(but don’t get me wrong, I still love true crime docs/podcast and have a countdown on my phone for when football season starts lol)

The founders I work best with feel that way about their own thing too. They’re obsessed with what they do, they’re just tired of also having to be obsessed with how the backend runs.

😘 that’s where I come in

Seven years, 60+ founders, more platforms and workflows than I can count. Still the most interesting job I can imagine having

If you want someone who’s genuinely that into it in your business — DM me PARTNER and let’s talk ⚡️

08/14/2026

Your offer isn’t what’s going to ruin your launch day 🫣

It’s the cart nobody tested
The thank you page pointing nowhere
The email sequence that got built, loaded into the platform, and then just never turned on
The product modules that are published but empty because someone ran out of time before doors opened

I’ve watched all of this happen in real time (some of it on the same launch)
And every single time it was completely preventable

Your buyer should not be the person who finds out something’s broken. That is not their job...

That’s mine

Locked & Loaded Launch applications are open 🔥

08/13/2026

FULL STOP.

That Asana board template made perfect sense to whoever built it and has never once made sense to you…

The onboarding process you copied from someone’s course that *technically* works but you have to force yourself to use every single time...

The launch plan from a template pack that covers every scenario except the actual way you run your business...

They didn’t fail because you’re not disciplined enough or smart enough to follow a template

They failed because they were never built for how you actually think or work or move through your day

Before I touch anything in your business, I’m looking at
👉 How you actually operate and make decisions (human design is super helpful here too)
👉 What you’re avoiding
👉 Where you naturally go first
👉 Your energy levels and what drains you/gives you energy

Then I build the systems around that - not around what worked for someone else three years ago

That’s the difference between a system you’ll use and one that just looks pretty and does nothing

Link in bio when you’re ready for something that was actually built for you 😘

08/12/2026

So, what’s it like having an actual ops partner? Swipe to find out for yourself 👀

You’re not managing me. You’re not checking in to see if things are moving.
You’re not answering 47 questions about how you want something done.

You show up to your calls, you tell me what you’re thinking, and you go run your business.

I’ve already figured out what needs to happen and in what order.
I’m already three steps ahead of the thing that would’ve been your problem next week.
I’m making calls and looping you in after — not asking permission for every single thing.

That’s what “embedded in your business” actually looks like.
Not just a pretty task list with your name at the top.

DM me PARTNER and let’s talk about what that looks like for you ⚡️

08/11/2026

Nobody wakes up excited about better project management 😂

What they actually want is what good systems make s**t possible in their business...

The give them the ability to step away and trust that nothing’s going to fall apart the second they do
To grow without everything feeling harder
To finally launch the thing that’s been sitting there waiting on a backend that never got finished

The systems are just the thing standing between where you are and all of that

I’ve watched founders go from being the only person who could find anything in their own business... to genuinely not thinking about it over a long weekend.

Not because they hustled harder or hired more people or found a better app

But because someone finally came in and built something that could actually hold the weight

When you’re ready for that... you know where to find me 😉

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5883 Broadview Rd
Parma, OH
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http://www.dirtylittlesystems.com/

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