Bat Horse Designs

12/04/2025

Just dropped these RED HORSE Christmas lights! 👇
33ft, 100 bulbs, 13 modes, and more horsepower than your last deployment.

This String Lights item is sold by BatHorseDesigns. Ships from Pickerington, OH. Listed on Dec 4, 2025

04/18/2025

✈️🚂🚗 Whether you're flying high, riding rails, or just stuck in traffic behind someone with no idea how to merge… we've all been passengers on the emotional rollercoaster that is travel. 🎢

Introducing the S**t Show Luggage Tags – a four-pack of hilarious baggage tags featuring your new travel spirit animals:
💩 Angry Little S**t Show
💩 Happy Little S**t Show
💩 Sad Little S**t Show
💩 Confused Little S**t Show

Perfect for anyone who’s ever screamed internally at baggage claim (or out loud at TSA). These tags are durable, hilarious, and guaranteed to make your suitcase the emotional support bag it was always meant to be.

🎟️ Grab your ticket to the S**t Show now — only on my Etsy page

This Luggage Tags item is sold by BatHorseDesigns. Ships from Pickerington, OH. Listed on Apr 17, 2025

10/19/2024

Static Close-Out Date (SCOD) Smash Pad – Because Deadlines Are a Punchline!

Let’s face it: Evaluation close-out dates are like your worst ex—always showing up at the worst possible time and ruining your life. But fear not! The SCOD Smash Pad is here to turn your frustration into a fist-pounding masterpiece. This isn't just another mouse pad; it's your new office stress toy disguised as a productivity tool.

Featuring a calendar with every soul-crushing close-out date you need to survive, the SCOD Smash Pad ensures you'll never lose track of when the next round of chaos begins. And for those inevitable moments when your sanity snaps, we’ve added a special touch—a hand-shaped fist imprint with crosshairs. Go ahead, give it a good smack when the deadlines make you want to scream. You might not be able to hit your boss, but you can hit this.

Calendar of Misery: Marked with all the dates that will haunt your dreams and ruin your weekends.

Stress-Relief Zone: Fist imprint and crosshairs that say, "It's okay, let it out. We've all been there."

Durable and Despair-Proof: Made to endure endless punches, breakdowns, and that one time you considered throwing your laptop out the window.

Mouse-Friendly Surface: So smooth, it almost makes you forget you’re trapped in a never-ending cycle of deadlines.

The SCOD Smash Pad: Because sometimes the only thing standing between you and a complete meltdown is a well-placed fist punch!!!