01/13/2026
Is your website undead?
You know the ones I'm talking aboutโlurking on page 2 of Google, still featuring a "Happy Holidays 2019" blog post and team photos from people who don't even work there anymore.
I see them every week across Metro Detroit. Zombie websites that are technically "alive" but...
๐ง Last blog post: "Happy Holidays 2019!"
๐ง Design straight out of the early 2010s
๐ง "Flash Player Required" (seriously?)
๐ง Mobile version that's basically unusable
๐ง Stock photos of people pointing at whiteboards
๐ง "Under Construction" pages that have been under construction for 4 years
๐ง Contact forms that don't even work anymore
Here's the thing: Your website is often the first mate potential customers meet.
When they land on a zombie site, here's what they're thinking:
"If they can't keep their website updated, how will they handle MY project?" "Are they even still in business?" "Their competitors look way more professional..."
And then they sail away. To your competitor with the modern site.
What needs to happen:
โ Fresh content - Even quarterly updates show you're alive and active
โ Modern design - Clean, current, purposeful (not cluttered)
โ Mobile-first layout - Over 60% of traffic is mobile now
โ Clear navigation - Visitors should know where to go in 3 seconds
โ Working functionality - Forms that submit, links that work, pages that load
โ Updated messaging - Does your copy still reflect who you are TODAY?
Here's how Shrimp Boat brings your site back to life:
I don't just slap a fresh coat of paint on a rotting hull. I rebuild your vessel from the keel up:
โ Strategy first - I figure out what your site needs to DO for your business
โ Modern, clean design - Beautiful AND functional (no zombie templates)
โ Content that converts - Copy that speaks to your actual customers
โ Built for today's web - Fast, mobile-optimized, secure
โ Training & handoff - You'll know how to keep it fresh (or I can crew it for you)
Plus, I'm local to Michigan. Which means you get a partner who actually picks up the phone, not a support ticket queue.
Your website should be working FOR you 24/7, not scaring customers away.
Quick audit: When was YOUR last website update?
If you had to think about it for more than 3 seconds... it might be time to check for a pulse.
Ready to bring your site back to life? Let's chart a course together. โ