05/28/2026
Your Instagram bio is the first sales page most people see for your coffee brand.
And most of them read like a 2016 bumper sticker.
Two mistakes I see every week:
1. A bio that says "we love great coffee" — tells me nothing about what you sell, who it's for, or why I should care.
2. A link that sends people to a homepage with twelve things to click — you've already lost them.
Two changes that take 20 minutes:
→ Bio line: name what you sell + who it's for. One specific sentence.
→ Link: straight to your bestselling bag. Not a homepage. Not a menu. The bag.
That's it.
DM me FUNNEL and I'll audit your Instagram bio for free — I'll tell you exactly what to rewrite.
Be honest — when did you last update your bio? 👇