Haus of Mustard

25/09/2026

They said they’d never become the neighborhood chismosas.
That lasted about four seconds. 👀😂
The Chisme Continues.
A new Co**ha Cult piece from Haus of Mustard Creative Apparel.
Because the chisme doesn’t stop. It just finds a younger generation. 💀
**haCult

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4582738572/the-chisme-continues-tee-co**ha-cult?sr_prefetch=1&pf_from=shop_home&ref=shop_home_active_1&logging_key=294aba05bbe45eb528e490f138887fffeb5a7e26%3A4582738572

24/09/2026

Every neighborhood has one. Ours has two. 👀☕😂
Nothing gets past the Neighborhood Watch.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4576056056/neighborhood-watch-co**ha-cult-tee?sr_prefetch=1&pf_from=shop_home&ref=shop_home_active_12&logging_key=1f5eac04ba53549d4671d41e4271dc85170da605%3A4576056056

23/09/2026

👻 MEET THE MONSTERS 🧟‍♀️

Ghostie and Frankenco**ha have officially joined the Cult. 🩷
Cute, creepy, and just the right amount of unhinged for spooky season. 🎃

Which one are you wearing — Ghostie or Frankenco**ha? 👀

Shop the Co**ha Cult Halloween Collection: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HausofMustardApparel?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

23/09/2026

Halloween just joined the Cult. 🎃🩷
Three new Co**ha Cult designs have arrived just in time for spooky season.

Shop the Halloween collection: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HausofMustardApparel?ref=seller-platform-mcnav

22/09/2026

📚🩷 STORY TIME!

Backpacks down. Books open. Tiny co**has on the rug.

And at least one of them is absolutely not sitting where they're supposed to. 😂

Story Time Maestra is for the teachers, librarians, reading specialists, and classroom storytellers who somehow convince a whole room of little humans to settle down and listen.

Co**ha Cult Story Time Maestra Tee — $25

Shop it here 👇

This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by HausofMustardApparel. Ships from Hialeah, FL. Listed on Sep 15, 2026

22/09/2026

🍎📚 NEW CO**HA CULT DROP

Somewhere between the lesson plans, the grading pile, the cafecito, and the next class…there’s a Maestra holding it all together. 😂

This one's for the teachers doing way more work than anybody sees after that bell rings.

Maestra Co**ha Tee — $25
Shop it here 👇

22/09/2026

🩺🩷 NEW CO**HA CULT DROP

A little corazón. A little co**ha. A whole lot of nurse.

For the nurses keeping everybody alive while running almost entirely on caffeine, questionable sleep, and pan dulce. 😂

The Nurse Co**ha Tee is live now — $25.

Shop it here:

21/09/2026

Spooky season, but make it pan dulce. 👻🩷

Ghostie has officially joined the Co**ha Cult. Cute, a little ridiculous, and ready for Halloween.

Grab yours here: https://www.etsy.com/listing/4577525715/co**ha-cult-ghost-costume-tee-cute?sr_prefetch=1&pf_from=shop_home&ref=shop_home_active_5&logging_key=6da6cdb4c8dc4c5c24f76f89c9dd6b56f4c7e2f4%3A4577525715

**haCult **haLove

This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by HausofMustardApparel. Ships from Hialeah, FL. Listed on Sep 17, 2026

19/09/2026

I mean, she has a point!! Here's the link to get your very own!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4577525715/co**ha-cult-ghost-costume-tee-cute?sr_prefetch=1&pf_from=shop_home&ref=shop_home_active_5&logging_key=3f7b4e8891c4a773d807843f7c8c3389a6bf5bfb%3A4577525715

06/09/2026

Behind the scenes at Haus of Mustard.

This is where we develop synthetic productions for brands, products, and our own creative apparel.

Every production starts with a clear objective.

Today’s objective: Soleá wears the shirt. We get the shot. Everybody goes home.

Apparently, we should have also planned breakfast.

Haus of Mustard | San Antonio, TX