Monkey Mafia Merch

11/23/2025

Monkey Mafia eSports is looking for sponsors or donations for this year's Petit LeMonkey. Run on December 12th, 13th and 14th with over ten hours of live streaming over three days. This is a racing event on Gran Turismo with multiple teams competing and even more people tuning in for the action. Please reach out if you would like to get in on this amazing event. Anything helps the event. Thank you for looking.

12/02/2024

Last call to get your Monkey Merch. Don't miss out as this is a once a year deal.

***Note 6% sales tax added to all orders*** ***Please allow 24 hours for response***

11/29/2024

We are 3 days away from Epilepsy Awareness Monkey Merch orders closing and we are just six orders from our goal. Get yours ordered now.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSef6M8zVq3KAHnzBa_IphdtjVX39SHKNkXX4Nwa4KgNGrudyg/viewform?usp=sf_link

If you've ordered and haven't paid please do so before Sunday. If you need the total again please let me know.

***Note 6% sales tax added to all orders*** ***Please allow 24 hours for response***

11/24/2024

One week left to get your order in. Don't miss out on this badass merch designed by Mrs Monkey herself.

***Note 6% sales tax added to all orders*** ***Please allow 24 hours for response***

03/18/2024

As you all may know, my wife Desiree has been having some medical issues that really ramped up in 2024. These have led to her being unable to work for a little while as she recovers. With this she has had to have 24/7 care so I have been off work as well. That being said the household and medical bills have added up and we are looking for a little help. We also would like to say thank you to everyone who has reached out to check up on her. Thank you for anything you are able to help with, we greatly appreciate it.

https://gofund.me/228059ab

12/30/2023

✅️We did not disappear. Wife's business has taken alot of her time and we had some printing issues to add to things.No excuses and we appreciate everyone's patience. As orders go out over the next week or so I will drop messages to everyone to let you know ETA on deliveries ✅️

📫Any questions please message the page. We know we dropped the ball on this order and had some major launch issues.

10/30/2023

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MAFIA!
🔥We are so close to being able to ship! Hats finally came in from embroidery BUT we received snapbacks instead of fitted flex on 5/7 ordered. ✅So we are straightening that out currently and will be shipping everything next week (minus hats) with the exception of orders to Canada (we will wait until your hats are correct to save international shipping)

💯We are stoked to finally have the order together (mostly) and appreciate everyone’s support & patience while we work out the kinks of our first preorder! Looking to have another ready to roll out in the coming weeks AFTER these are delivered.

10/16/2023

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MAFIA! 🚨
We apologize for the holdup. Our hat embroidery is taking longer than anticipated. We contemplated picking up the partial order BUT with orders being shipped to Canada we need to have everything at once to avoid additional shipping 🚨

➡️That means SHIPPING next week if all goes to plan! If you are LOCAL we will arrange drop off/pick up. The MMR group that ordered from CANADA will all ship to one location and will be handled by one of our MMR guys there. 💪🏻

🤩So stoked to see this merch FINALLY make it to our supporters front doors! 🤩 We appreciate everyone’s patience as we go through these growing pains 💪🏻

10/09/2023

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MAFIA!

🚨PREORDER SHOULD BE DONE THIS WEEK! ESports jerseys are being shipped! Printer Guy Daniel should have the hats (these were the hold up waiting on an embroidery program)/hoodies/tshirts all DONE this week as well!

➡️That means SHIPPING next week if all goes to plan! If you are LOCAL we will arrange drop off/pick up. The MMR group that ordered from CANADA will all ship to one location and will be handled by one of our MMR guys there. 💪🏻

🤩So stoked to see this merch FINALLY make it to our supporters front doors! 🤩

10/01/2023

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MAFIA!

PREORDER is at that printers and should be done ANYDAY NOW!

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✅Watch the page for the NEXT PREORDER featuring EPILEPSY designs by MrsMonkey✅ Profits from this PREORDER will be used to find an independent epileptologist (epilepsy specialist) in the near future💪🏻

09/23/2023

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Here is the home of BOTH businesses now! MrsMonkey picked up keys to an office space this week! Design work. Order sorting. Background work. All without distraction of home.

🚨Keep an eye out on NEW designs coming your way🚨