Flat Rhonda

01/16/2026

Possibly Sadie Greenstein (née Grünstein), c. 1905–1915.
Found postcard.

09/02/2025

✈️ Throwback to 2022 when Flat Rhonda first learned the art of travel swag.
Who knew she’d end up with a whole Universe of characters (and a Delta upgrade)?

Look who I found hanging around in an Out of the Woods brand cooler. If you haven’t heard about Out of the Woods brand, they are super cool. Made of Supernatural Paper which is sustainable, washable and Vegan! This is just one of the many brands that Geiger partners with, to bring you the best products!

08/06/2025

🖤 Flat Rhonda Fan Story 🖤 Meet one of the newest members of the Flat Rhonda Fan Club!
When Ty’s client spotted a Flat Rhonda sticker at his nail station, she had to have one — and just like that, the Flat Rhonda Fun Kit made its way into her hands (and heart). Look at that smile!

📸 More stories coming soon from the happy humans carrying Flat Rhonda wherever they go!

✨ Want to join the fun? Just ask.

08/04/2025

💙 Flat-Out Fabulous 💙

These amazing women showed up for Cru 25 in full Flat Rhonda fashion—gray wigs, big blue beads, and bold smiles included.

Even though the event didn’t go as expected, their dedication, creativity, and spirit were everything. Sometimes the best part of a show is the people who show up.

Thank you for going above and beyond. I see you. Flat Rhonda sees you. And we both think you’re legends. 💫