08/31/2026
Courtesy of AMERICAN NUTRITION CENTER
When you shop at AMERICAN NUTRITION CENTER, your wildest dreams really can come true… just like mine did today.
HUGE announcement: I officially signed with the New England Patriots for the league minimum — but with incentives, my contract could be worth up to a bag of popcorn, a plethora of hot dogs, and a complimentary parking pass for Lot A.
Beyond grateful for this lifelong dream achievement. I can finally cross “make an NFL roster” off my bucket list, right between “win the lottery” and “become Batman.” 😂🏈🌭🍿