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Association of Witty FB Ultra Lawyers Our mission is to iDenify, Discuss, Dissuade, and Dispel stupid social medial posts and rumors.

20/11/2020

Rudy Giuliani's application for membership has been rejected for spelling errors.

12/11/2020

Happy Veterans Day to our sister group Association of Witty Facebook JAG Lawyers.

13/08/2020

Did Dolly Parton change the name of Dixie Stampede to avoid offending snowflakes?

07/08/2020

This is what the Tennessee Code says about "abstinence only" education: "That if implemented well, demonstrates improved outcomes for the intended audience." So, when a 15 year old gets pregnant, can we sue the state or the legislators for lying to us?

New Case: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-cr-ma*****na-car-searches-20200728-h2cxldpcovbjhcb5hj4sugygoe-st...
03/08/2020

New Case: https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-cr-ma*****na-car-searches-20200728-h2cxldpcovbjhcb5hj4sugygoe-story.html

Now, cop says he smells w**d. Searches victim, I mean suspect, finds a gun and some stolen jewelry, but no w**d. Gun charge and grand theft charge stick?

Maryland’s highest court has issued another ruling that limits the ability of police to cite ma*****na as a reason to arrest and search people, saying officers may not arrest people based on the smell of ma*****na alone.

31/07/2020

Legal discussion:
case study - man goes into a computer store to have a laptop repaired because he can't afford to buy a new one and the tech charges him $90 to look at it and tells him, "it's not worth fixing, you should buy a new one". The man strikes the tech with great force using the laptop as a Bat'leth.

We have our first case:
30/07/2020

We have our first case:

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