25/09/2022
My city has a relatively well-educated citizenry, but as far as anyone can tell
its squirrels are not particularly distinguished. Rather, they have regular squirrel brains that run foodburying programs when the amount of sunlight that enters their regular squirrel eyes decreases by
a critical amount. Shortened days trigger burying behaviour with no intervening contemplation of
tomorrow, and the squirrel that stashes a nut in my yard ‘knows’ about the future in approximately
the same way that a falling rock ‘knows’ about the law of gravity–which is to say, not really.