Ricjo

26/01/2014

23/01/2014

What is the difference between aMan United striker and afat woman?

23/01/2014

1 word 4 Manchester United....

14/01/2014

THINGS MEN SHOULD NOT DO ON
FACEBOOK........TWEWETEDEKO!

1... don't expose a girl no matter how nagging she is to you ...imagine if all girls did that how many of us would be embarrassed ......if she nags just block .........

2. leave the uploading of pictures daily for the girls we boys have nothing much to show ....we got no curves but hard jaws ....

3. no man is expected such words in his speech ...pweety.rav. I like. babes. it is mwaaah ...

4. Telling a girl how much you want her and when she refuses you opt to insulting her that should stop .......

5. sleeping with a girl and you go telling everyone that should stop .....keep your sexual life private .......

6. stop poking your fellow men ...what are you trying to prove ...

7. When you meet a girl and she doesn't meet your expectations don't run away my brother .....spend on her take her to your bed "cover her face and fire her base '"

8. men have to be real with themselves therefore every man is expected to use his real names on his account ..... leave the changing of names for the ladies ..........

9. stop changing your relationship status each time you fight with your girlfriend ......what will happen when you have a fight with your parents will you. change your family status. to orphan ...........

LASTLY STOP PROMISING WHAT YOU CAN'T FULFILL THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE .....
DONT TELL HER YOU HAVE A CAR YET YOU ALWAYS FIGHTING FOR TAXIS .....AT CITY SQUARE ....

DON'T TELL HER YOU HAVE MONEY YET YOUR A BROKE ASS N***A ..........

STOP TAKING HER TO YOUR FRIENDS PLACE CLAIMING IT'S YOUR PLACE ...WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU PART WAYS WITH YOUR FRIEND ....

DON'T GO BORROWING LATEST GADGETS TO IMPRESS HER .......

LASTLY WHEN YOU TAKE HER ON A DATE IF YOU INITIATED IT MEET YOUR DUTIES AND OBLIGATIONS AS A MAN ...

13/01/2014

:
You're at a party with friends. You want to call
your wife to inform her that you'll be late
home but have no airtime. You borrow a male
friend's phone and dial your wife's number. On
the screen, 'MY LOVE' pops up. Your wife
answers and says, "You can come home fast for
a quick one, the idiot isn't around."

03/01/2014

Teacher: Spell ''Ambulance''?

Student: A.... M.... B.... U....

Teacher: Faster!!!!

Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!

03/01/2014

500 LIKES :-) :-) :-)

03/01/2014

Categories of Facebook babes......
1.High Profile
Never updates her status, never replies to an inbox...very rare on fb..the only time she logs in is when she wants to upload pics of her b.d party at rouge.....
2. Mid-yoka
They got a lil swagg...always hitting the best parties...ey make sure they take pics each tym ey r in an exotic place n let every one knw.....u better be a cool loaded dude to mantain a long thread of conversation in her nbox
3. Low profile...70% fall here..they r On fb 24/7... ...before u notice that the bulb in ur room is off she has already updated ''f'ck Umeme''...they belv in freebies ''boring Sunday any bdy take me to the beach''
4. Rural birds..
Dnt knw much abt em coz i alwys block them...They update in Luganda or any...praising their man whoz not even on fb ''banange Siraje webale kunjagla''

28/12/2013

"Sir, how did you kill 50 pple in a car accident?"The policeman asked.

He replied:"I was driving 60 Km/H when I tried to stop I found out that I have no brakes, and I saw two men walking on the street and a wedding on the other side of the street, who should I hit?"

The policeman answered:"Of coz the two men, less damage."

the Man replied,"That's what I thought to myself, but when I did it, I hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, so I went AFTER HIM

17/12/2013

Some guys make me
wonder. They really
don’t know what they
want.
You have got a
beautiful & presentable
girl who is faithful to
you, she
loves you, she cares
about you, she
respects you, she’s
proud of you,
she’s ready to settle
down and make a
family with you but
you don’t
see any value in her.
You treat her like
trash. You really don’t
know
how to handle her. You
don’t know that you
have got something
that
other men out there
are yearning to have.
You are wasting your
time
with other bi***es
that aren’t serious
with you. You’re doing
whatever
it takes to please
those bi***es but you
don’t know that they
don’t
appreciate at all. You
think that they are in
real love with you but
the fact is they have
got their guys that
they truly love. Those
bi***es are just
wasting your time and
they love you for fun.
Trust
me time will come and
that girl you’re taking
to be nothing will be
waking up in someone
else’s arms and that
will hurt you so much.
You’ll miss her. You’ll
regret so much. You
will start wishing to
turn
back the hands of time
but all that will not
bring her back. She’ll be
totally gone and you’ll
be history in her life.
Fellas style up, Stop
chasing them bi***es
and stick with your girl.
Stop wasting your
time and money on
those other girls. Use
that
money to surprise your
girl and to do
developmental things.
Stop
playing dirty games
behind your girlfriend’s
back. Try to be loyal &
trustworthy to her.
Stop acting like a
LITTLE BOY. Grow up
and start
acting like a REAL MEN