CraigOnToast

13/08/2022

Judges without gavels.. but be careful cause when the gavel comes down, you’ll all get a venereal disease

04/08/2022

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, now there’s my natural two tone top that says a smurf and an ewok fu**ed and yes they are my parents thanks

28/06/2022

Day before whatever today is:
Sleep 3am > 6pm > don’t sleep all night

This morning:
This

Like Beeettcchhh… it’s good you’re out of the house and all, but jiminey crickets your routine be broken.

🫠👀😂

**kery

24/06/2022

I really am far too old to still be playing the d***y t***k act I’ve been at for long enough to now be that t***k’s daddy

I’m also aware this won’t change a thing

Good or bad, it is what it is 👀🫠😋

#45 ***kgay

27/03/2022

It’s been a few years since I quoted John Waters, instead of just straight out plagiarising him with no credit, to dish out such wisdom on the joy of reading.

I think it’s just starting to kick in, this week feels like a good week for a book or two.

What u reading bro?

20/03/2022

Weekend Planning Tips

7.30am: wake up gay with no plan for the day

2pm: look naked on a gay boat party motorboating .. obvs

Gay Agenda Realness 🌈🥳

21/02/2022

I was just telling my mate Cookie how full of bounce and fun Fair Day was, except the part where I’ve become that homo who almost bursts into tears in the middle of a crowd because they’re on the edge of a mini freak out. (and the bit where I still look tired lols)

Thank f**k for the old 3 count trick and reminding myself it was the end of a loooong rollercoaster day to pull that medieval horse up at the gates.

So anyway that’s fun..

if I minus the work fail and the glitch Fair Day was all loads of wonderful!

Damn shame fkn Boopy Smurf wouldn’t let me stay though 👀

20/02/2022

Is your Fair Day as cultured as mine?

22/01/2022

Hey Beach 🙋🏼‍♂️

**kingbeach

01/01/2022

💯not mad about my last shift becoming an afternoon of play at instead of work.

The super public holiday rates are lit, but the dancefloor was fire.

*don’t covid @ me..

12/10/2021

I maybe a little slow on this one, but did we all get the memo from Adam Mosseri that Instagram is on a gradual transition away from photos and the grid to be more Reels first and TikTok like...

This has massive implications on how brands, creators, influencers and everyone else’s uses Insta.

The TikTok transition also creates a competitive gap we haven’t had since IG dropped around a decade ago,

*Wonders which photo apps will emerge as the replacement for Insta, and when they’ll surface..

Instagram might see their future tiking in, but that conflicts with users calling this a destruction of the IG experience they want, and one more competitively desperate tok on the deathly instaclock

“Changes are coming to video on Instagram 📺 At Instagram we’re always trying to build new features that help you get the most out of your experience. Right now we’re focused on four key areas: Creators, Video, Shopping and Messaging. https://t.co/ezFp4hfDpf”

08/09/2021

As R U OK Day rolls in tomorrow, we've always said it, but its never been more obvious than now...

R U OK Day may only be once a year, but every day is a great day to have a conversation that lighten the load, brighten the day, and change a life.

We know a lot / most / all of us aren't at out best right now. Our mental health is like a long, twisty, unpredictable emotional rollercoaster - going up, down and round the twist. Even people who've never strapped in for a ride before have a seat of their own now, and a better understanding of what some of us know well.

This year R U OK? is less about the question ( because we know the answer) and more about the conversations we all need... how to have them, how valuable they are, what to do when we're not ok, and - as you're not a mental health professional ( unless you are) - the best things we can do to support each other, and ourselves..

The Power of these Conversations can be difficult to explain, understand or quantify, but this video - one of my R U OK? favourites - highlights their value and meaning better than I ever could.
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sBM6L3Sg_M...

We believe that conversations can make a difference, change our world and relieve us from some of the stress, exhaustion and pain we might be feeling. Show A...