24/05/2026
WARNING: Once you see them, you can't unsee them.
1️⃣ The "It's not about X, It's about Y" line
For example:
"It's not about posting more. It's about posting better."
"It's not just a program. It's a transformation."
AI loves this formula because it sounds deep and smart without actually saying anything, but no human actually talks like that.
2️⃣ The 3-statement punch
Three short lines that stack on each other like a mic-drop.
For example:
"Do the work. Trust the process. Win faster."
Nobody says this out loud in an actual conversation in real life.
3️⃣ The home-shopping network transition question
Remember the "But wait, there's more!" line?
Meet the AI version of that: A dramatic and rhetorical question that acts like a segway to what you're actually wanting to say.
For example:
"So what's the catch?"
"The brutal truth?"
A real person just would just say the thing, not announce it's coming.
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