16/12/2025
Why on earth would you like me? Last slide is my fave… 🤣
Look, I’m just a “cool-mum” (self-proclaimed 👀), who runs a marketing and website building business - all whilst wrangling my two Frenchies named after meat products and insisting that I’m a normal girl…🤷🏻♀️
If that’s not convincing enough, let me explain my life and things I enjoy:
1. Yes, my dogs named after meat products - why? Why not - the orange one looks like a Cole’s roast chook and the other a spotted dairy cow? 🍗 🥩
2. Food that looks fancy but really isn’t - I’m a hungry growing lady with limited time to be a kitchen slave for chicken nuggets as a mum - let me pretend I’m “gourmet”! 🥕
3. Man, being a mum is actually cool - like I love being my own boss - but having a 6 year old tell me what to do and being a slave? I never thought I’d enjoy it - but personal fave! 🤣
4. My home town is ahhhh, different? I grew up in Collie - no, I don’t have an extra head or scar of where it was removed… 🧟
5. My mates and family - totally underrated people who don’t make me want to fake my own death. I like people - but my OG’s are just *chefs kiss* 💋 👩🏻🍳
6. Beach therapy - agh, it’s beautiful but honestly, I can’t swim very good 👀
7. Sunset drinks where I pretend I’m in a movie … Yeah, okay… I’m extra and I like romanticising life. LET ME LIVEEEE! 💃🏻
8. And my #1 business/ life skill? Saying no to idiots? 🚫
THIS IS LUXURY LIVINNNNN BABY! Being self sufficient enough to not engage in things that don’t align has allowed me SO much freedom! It’s free to do and absolutely life-changing. 10/10 recommend. 💯
Do we have anything in common? Comment your simple luxuries?👇