10/09/2026
Social media in the 80s:
Call them.
If they don’t answer, call again.
If that doesn’t work, show up at their house 😂
Could you IMAGINE. If someone rocked up unannounced now I’d think something seriously bad had happened!
Audience targeting was the A-Z phone book. Retargeting was calling twice. Engagement was whether they actually answered.
Just a giant phone, a long curly cord and none of this wondering why they left me on read but still watched my story business 😂