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20/06/2025

Aussies don’t need much of an excuse to crack open a cold one before the clock hits noon, but lucky for us – Day Drinking Day makes it official.

It’s the one day where brunch beers, brekky bubbles, and noon-time negronis are not just socially acceptable... they’re practically encouraged. ☀️🍺

Sure, some folks ask “Isn’t it too early?” but legends ask “Is the beer cold and the playlist vibing?” 😎

🧠 Fun Fact: Studies* show day drinking can increase serotonin and decrease your willingness to answer emails. (*Study may or may not be conducted by your mate Dave.)

🪵 Aussie Tip: Day sessions are a marathon, not a sprint. Hydrate, snack, and whatever you do — don’t trust the mate who shows up with a round of shots before 2pm.

That’s chaos energy.

🧊 Stubbs & Mattee Day Drinker Survival Kit Includes:

✔️ Stubby holders to keep your cans colder than your ex’s heart
✔️ Bar mats to catch your questionable pouring skills
✔️ Vibes for days (and posts for the ‘gram)

👉 So if you're raising a glass while the sun’s still up, make sure it's cradled in a Stubbs & Mattee stubby holder. Because day drinking is an art — and every artist needs the right tools.

Shop now at stubbsandmattee.com.au

Cheers to drinking responsibly... just a little earlier than usual! 🍻

19/06/2025

Today we raise a glass (and maybe a terminal window) to FreeBSD – the powerhouse open-source operating system that’s been keeping servers stable, nerds happy, and sysadmins smug since before some of us were born.

🧠 Built for performance.

🔐 Loved for its security.

🫡 Respected because it just doesn’t crash.

If you're the kind of person who knows what /etc/rc.conf does, we salute you. And if you’ve ever compiled your kernel just for fun — you, mate, deserve a throne. And a Stubbs & Mattee desk mat.

Why? Because:

🖱️ You can’t deep dive into ports and packages on a wobbly, coffee-stained desk.

⌨️ Your hotkeys need a smooth landing pad.

🧻 And if you're running jails (not the literal kind), your desk should be as clean and controlled as your system.

💡 Pro tip: Uptime is great, but so is wrist support.

👉 Upgrade your setup like you upgrade your kernel: stubbsandmattee.com.au

18/06/2025

Today’s the day, legends — it’s National Splurge Day, aka the one day you're encouraged to treat yourself like the big-time baller you are (or at least pretend to be).

🧀 Skip the bargain bin brews.

💰 Break out the platinum-tier pints.

🍺 Because beer tastes even better when it costs more than your Uber Eats bill.

Here are Australia’s top 3 most expensive beers you can splurge on if you're feeling flash:

Crown Ambassador Reserve Lager – $90+ a bottle.
Aged in French oak barrels and brewed once a year. Basically, beer wearing a tuxedo. 🥂

Schorschbock 57 (imported from Germany) – $200+ per bottle.
At 57.5% ABV, it’ll slap harder than a kookaburra stealing your snag.

Carlsberg Jacobsen Vintage No.1 – $400+ (yep, really).
Aged in Swedish and French oak barrels. Fancy enough to need a wine sommelier.

😎 But hey, you don’t need to drop a few hundred bucks to live your best life.
You just need:

✔️ Stubbs & Mattee stubby holders – keeping your drink cold and your grip firm (even after 4 rounds).

✔️ Bar mats – catching spills and impressing your mates with your top-tier bar setup.

👉 Splurge responsibly, sip like royalty, and remember: You’re not just drinking — you’re celebrating excellence.

🛒 Treat yo’self here: stubbsandmattee.com.au

13/06/2025

Tomorrow is World Gin Day, mates—so let’s raise our glasses (and eyebrows) to the spirit that smells like a pine forest and makes us feel dangerously sophisticated while we’re still wearing thongs and yelling at the footy.

Fun Fact: Gin was once nicknamed “Mother’s Ruin,” but today it’s more like everyone’s excuse for buying artisanal tonic and pretending we have our lives together.

🤔 Signs You’re Doing World Gin Day Right:

You’ve said “botanicals” more times than a science teacher.

Your garnish game is stronger than your actual life skills.

You’ve considered distilling your own… and your shed now smells like a Bunnings sausage sizzle and regret.

🍹 Whether you're into Negronis, G&Ts, or just pouring it straight into a coffee mug (no judgment), make sure your party station is on point.

💥 Stubbs & Mattee bar mats and stubby holders: perfect for catching spills, supporting sips, and impressing that one mate who always judges your pour.

12/06/2025

Oi legends, this weekend we honour one of the greatest spiritual achievements in history — and no, we’re not talkin’ about walking on water, we’re talkin’ about bourbon. 🙌

Way back on June 14, 1789, a bloke named Rev. Elijah Craig changed the course of humanity.

While other folks were busy inventing buttons or fighting over tea, the good reverend was out here distillin’ corn and chuckin’ it into charred oak barrels... and BOOM — bourbon was born. Blessed be thy brew.

So how do we celebrate this divine drop?

🍺 Step 1: Pour a glass of the good stuff — neat, on ice, or in a cocktail so fancy even your nan would raise an eyebrow.

🧊 Step 2: Keep that golden nectar cool in a Stubbs & Mattee Stubby Holder — because your bourbon deserves a holy chill.

🪵 Fun Fact: By law, bourbon’s gotta be made with at least 51% corn and aged in new charred oak barrels. Basically, it’s a smoked BBQ in a glass. 🇺🇸🥓🔥

🧠 More Fun Fact: In Australia, bourbon’s often paired with cola — it’s our way of saying, “I want a cocktail, but I’ve only got 3 seconds.”

👉 Don’t let your bourbon go rogue — grab a Stubbs & Mattee stubby holder and keep every sip perfectly chilled.

Check out the collection now: stubbsandmattee.com.au 🍻

Cheers, mates!

11/06/2025

Oi legends, if you reckon gaming’s just about having fast reflexes and a decent ping, think again. True Aussie gamers know it’s all about the setup – and surviving a 12-hour sesh with your dignity (and drink) intact.

Here’s the ripper checklist every online battler needs:

🖱️ Clicky Mouse – Loud enough to scare the galahs outside and make your squad know you're not muckin’ about.

⌨️ Mechanical Keyboard – Because nothing says "I’m cracked, bro" like lighting up your room and your kill feed.

🎧 Decent Headset – For barking callouts and telling ya housemate to stop streaming Neighbours while you're in ranked.

🍟 Snack Stash – Shapes, Twisties, maybe even a cheeky meat pie. Just don’t get sauce on the WASD keys.

🍺 Stubbs & Mattee Stubby Holders & Gaming Mats – Spilled beer on your desk mid-match? That’s a war crime. Keep it chill, spill-proof, and stylish, mate.

💡 Pro tip: If your desk’s lookin’ like the aftermath of a Bunnings sausage sizzle, maybe it’s time to clean up... or just add more Stubbs & Mattee.

👉 Don’t be a drongo – game like a pro: stubbsandmattee.com.au

10/06/2025

Aussie beer lovers, it’s time to prep your pints and your punchlines — because festival season is coming in froth and fast!

From Ballarat’s dark brew delights to the wild hops of GABS, the only thing better than the beer is... well, the beer. But second best? Your Stubbs and Mattee stubby holders and bar mats. 😎

🍺 Where to bring the beers (and the gear):

🕺 GABS Festival – Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne
A hundred+ beers, silent disco, and more foam than a barista’s oat latte. Pro tip: Don’t spill — unless it’s on your Mattee bar mat.

🌑 Obsidian Dark Beer Festival – Ballarat, VIC
It’s rich, it’s roasty, and it’s darker than your mate’s festival hangover. Bring a Stubbs stubby holder to keep your porter cold and your hands classy.

🍷 Heathcote on Show – June long weekend
Sure, they say it’s about the wine… but the beer is quietly taking over. BYO holder and let ‘em know you came prepared. Bonus points if your bar mat doubles as a cheese board.

🍤 Taste Sorrento – All of June
Craft beer and coastal vibes? You’ll need a Stubbs holder just to stop your schooner from turning into soup in the sun.

💥 PSA: Festival Beer > Warm Beer

Keep it cold, spill it in style, and rep your set-up like a pro. Whether you're bar-hopping or tent-sipping, Stubbs and Mattee have your back (and your bench top).

🧊 Shop the essentials now:
✔️ Stubby holders that slap
✔️ Bar mats that absorb the party
✔️ Vibes that stick around longer than your ex

👉 Don’t show up to a beer fest underdressed — kit up with Stubbs and Mattee!

09/06/2025

Assassin’s Creed Mirage had over 1.5 million Aussie gamers glued to their screens, ready to stealth through the streets like true masters of the art. 🏙️🗡️

Star Wars Outlaws reignited our space rebel dreams, reminding us why the galaxy far, far away is one of Australia’s most-loved gaming universes. 🚀🌌

And who could forget the epic announcement of Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown with its shiny 2026 release date? Aussie fans had plenty of time to prepare for the ultimate time-bending adventure. ⏳👑

With over 2 million Aussies tuning in worldwide, Ubisoft Forward wasn’t just a showcase — it was a celebration of gaming culture Down Under.

Here’s to the memories, the hype, and the games that keep us playing. Ready for round two?

💡 Great games start at great desks. Make yours legendary.

👉 Level up here: stubbsandmattee.com.au

06/06/2025

If there were an Olympic sport for clicking mice and yelling at your teammates through a headset, Australia would medal—thanks to the most played online PC game Down Under: League of Legends!

Yep, LoL has been the reigning champ in Aussie gaming lounges, bedrooms, and suspiciously long “study sessions” for years.

It's the digital colosseum where we queue up, rage quit, and requeue… because nothing says "fun" like shouting “MID DIFF!” at your screen at 2am.

🍺 Bonus fact: Studies show* that Australians are *10% better at gaming with a cold one in hand. Okay, we made that up—but it feels true.

So if you're logging in for a 12-hour marathon of tower diving and trash talking, make sure your setup's as strong as your jungler:

💥 Stubbs & Mattee gaming mats—designed for comfort, precision, and the occasional desk slap.

💥 Stubby holders—because hydration (and beer) wins games.

🎉 Here's to the most epic lag-free, rage-inducing, team-carrying game in Aussie history.

*No real studies, just solid gamer instincts.

05/06/2025

In a plot twist worthy of a pirate movie (or a seriously adventurous beer run), back in 2018, Australia’s James Squire Brewery dove deep—literally—and crafted The Wreck, a porter brewed with yeast from the 1790s.

Yep, that’s not a typo.

They found the yeast in sealed beer bottles from the Sydney Cove, a shipwreck that went down in 1797 and spent nearly 200 years chilling at the bottom of the ocean like the ultimate cold storage.

Fast-forward to a collab with some genius minds at QVMAG and the Australian Wine Research Institute, and voilà—we’re sipping history.

With dark, spicy chocolate vibes and a taste 220 years in the making, The Wreck is basically the Benjamin Button of beer: old as heck, but aging like a legend.

Now, if you're cracking open a cold one with this much backstory, you better park it on a bar mat worthy of the occasion.

💥 Enter Stubbs & Mattee bar mats and stubby holders—because ancient yeast deserves modern Aussie style.

🧪 History never tasted this good. Drink slow. Sip proud. And maybe thank a chemist.

04/06/2025

Today, we raise a very classy glass to the smooth operator of the spirits world—Cognac!

Born in the Cognac region of France (yep, it’s got its own fancy postcode), this velvety brandy has been charming taste buds since the 1600s.

It’s the drink of distinguished sippers, hip-hop lyrics, and that one mate who swears he can taste "oak, vanilla, and a whisper of ambition" in every drop.

But let’s be honest—no matter how posh your drink is, it still deserves to rest on something just as smooth.

🍷 Enter Stubbs & Mattee bar mats and stubby holders—the unsung heroes of your home bar.

They keep things cool, classy, and spill-free while you swirl like a seasoned sommelier (or just try to look like one).

Fun fact: Cognac must be distilled twice in copper stills and aged at least two years in French oak barrels. So yes, it’s the spirit equivalent of a glow-up.

👉 So pour yourself a little luxury, slide it on a Stubbs & Mattee bar mat, and toast to tradition—with a twist of Aussie charm.

30/05/2025

Today we raise our glasses to the Mint Julep—a cocktail so classy, it wears a top hat to your backyard BBQ.

Sure, it’s made with bourbon, mint, and sugar, and yes, it’s traditionally sipped at the Kentucky Derby while wearing floral prints and pretending you understand horse racing…

But here in Aus? We say: if it’s cold, goes in a cup, and pairs well with long weekends—it’s welcome at the party.

💬 Aussie translation:

Mint Julep = Mojito that went to private school and doesn’t play footy, but we’ll still shout it a round.

And for you true blue legends who are loyal to your lagers—don’t worry, you can sip in style too.

🍺 Stubbs & Mattee stubby holders keep your beer chilled while your mate pretends to be a cocktail connoisseur. Cheers to classing things up... a little.

👉 Stay cool, drink whatever, look good doing it: stubbsandmattee.com.au

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