Mugendi Wa Ndwiga

06/03/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Iannoh Iannoh, Wanjuki Flora

10/09/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Nelson Mwenda, Donie Tobia, Rhoda Wawira Wawi

31/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Martoh Demikilez, Janerose Njegà, Isaiah Muriuki, Mose Ireri, Esther Isaiah

24/08/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Jackline Mbae, Flora Faith, Agnes Ndwiga, Moses Ireri, RevMark Dennis, John Ka Nyaga

30/05/2024

21 RULES TO SURVIVE IN NAIROBI
1. Don’t go to downtown if you don’t have to.

2. If you move into a new house, please use two padlocks on the door.

3. Ukitembea tao uskie mtu amesema “oya oya” (excuse me) don’t turn around, just move to the side.

4. When boarding a mat, check the condition of your window..that’s where your phone might exit from.

5. No one should pray for you on the streets regardless of your situation in life.

6. Chapati will always be 30bob, A smokey (localised sausage) is 30bob, mayai (egg) is 25bob.

7. Afya Center..Don’t even stop to swallow your saliva, pita ukikimbia. Walk mercilessly! And if you have hips, use them to pave way for yourself! Elbows pia ni weapons… Unapita ukienda bila kuangalia nyuma. If someone hits you as you walk along the streets, hit them back because no one apologizes for such mistakes in this ciry!!

8. If you feel lost just go to the Kenya National Archives, you will pick your bearing from there.

9. In case someone drops anything in front of you, don’t pick, run like your life depends on it. Hata ukiitwa siste siste, achana nayo.

10. Instead of going to kanjo washrooms, just get into Ushirika house, tell the guards you are going to office 24, it is actually a washroom labelled by mistake or If you are pressed, ingia Hilton, Stanley, Norwich union etc..Confidence is key here.. Kuna free parking Serena. Play like yourself though..

11. Wakati wa mvua usinyeshewe k**a mimea hapo kwa corridors, get in supermarkets watch news from 85″ Samsung screen. Fanya window shopping hata k**a hununui kitu. Confidence ndio muhimu. Be smart nanii!!

12. Don’t bargain on everything. The trick is, the quality will keep reducing as the price goes down.

13. Avoid eye contact na hawker especially ukiwa traffic jam. Otherwise you’ve already signed a purchase contract.

14. When tired under the scorching sun in town, don’t go to Archives or Hilton. Just go to KCB KENCOM, pick a bank ticket and sit there the whole day. You will have a gr

29/05/2024

*LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US ABOUT*

May be because these things don't always happen but very probable.

1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD:
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

2. LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queue, the one you just left starts to move faster than the one you are in now.

3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose begins to itch.

4. LAW OF THE TOOLS:
Any tool, when dropped, rolls to the least accessible corner.

5. BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7. LAW OF THE RESULT
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

8. LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9. LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10. LAW OF EXAM:
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exams time.

11. LAW OF SLEEP:
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

12. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS
You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.

*Which of the above is experienced quite often?* 🤔

15/12/2023