04/30/2026
An unhinged bio about me via ChatGPT:
40+ years in print and still not banned from the industry (yet).
Professional paper wizard, ink slinger, vendor wrangler, and part-time chaos coordinator behind Diggiti Graffix. If it can be printed, stitched, stamped, stuck, mailed, folded, scored, or accidentally ordered at the wrong size once at 2 AM… I’ve probably done it.
Runs on caffeine, sarcasm, and the deep, spiritual rage that comes from opening “print-ready” files with no bleed, wrong fonts, and Comic Sans lurking like a crime scene.
Known to speak fluent printer:
“Add bleed.”
“Convert to curves.”
“No, that RGB neon green will not print like that.”
Can source anything from business cards to banners to swag to things you didn’t even know could be printed until you asked. Has vendor contacts deeper than government secrets and pricing instincts sharper than a paper cutter at full speed.
Will absolutely judge your margins.
Will absolutely fix them anyway.
Dog probably supervises.
Deadlines fear me.
Staplers respect me.
If you can think it + we can ink it.
(But seriously… add bleed.)
