One Off Shakespeare

One Off Shakespeare Just me and Joanie making stuff, usually it’s just a “one off” and having fun!

05/24/2026

There once was a ho**er one-eyed,
Who flew to our plate shop inside.
With a wink and a hoot,
He got right to the route,
Of the signs we all crafted with pride.

He perched by the shear every day,
While healing his troubles away.
Cutting plates with delight,
Through the shop’s buzzing night,
Like he’d always just worked there that way.

An old Alberta “Bumble Bee” plate,
Became the new eye for his fate.
Bolted on good and tight,
It gleamed shiny and bright,
And turned that poor owl into great.

When the moon climbed the dark evening sky,
Our patched-up old friend said goodbye.
With one metal gleam,
And a proud soaring scream,
He flew off through the night, strong and spry.
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04/27/2026

Will is Packing!

There once was a bard, William Shakespeare so great,Whose birthday we joyfully celebrate,With license plates stacked,In ...
04/23/2026

There once was a bard, William Shakespeare so great,
Whose birthday we joyfully celebrate,
With license plates stacked,
In rhymes tightly packed,
Stratford cheers—“All’s well, mate!”

04/14/2026

We Mean It, Man!
Where were you?

🔥💙💛

04/12/2026

Happy Birthday Bird!
🐦 💙🩵🎂



03/07/2026

New Adventure or New Career
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Thanks Ontario Hydro Workers! ⚡️ 🔧 🛻 🚨 🌲
02/18/2026

Thanks Ontario Hydro Workers!
⚡️ 🔧 🛻 🚨 🌲

01/02/2026

He knows when you are sleeping, he knows if you’re awake, He knew if you were bad or good at Santa Run.
So it’s too late for goodness sake!

Holy Mackinaw this is hard to watch!             💙 🩵
12/17/2025

Holy Mackinaw this is hard to watch!
💙 🩵

11/10/2025

Life is a Beach or a Highway?

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