04/10/2026
You’re not just hiring a social media strategist.
You’re hiring your biggest cheerleader, hype woman and the person who will happily go into battle in your DMs blocking every “hey hun, have you ever thought about joining my team?” message.
I’ll keep your secrets. Listen to your rants. Talk you through the launch you’ve been putting off because you’re convinced you’re “not ready yet”, and tell you when an idea is bloody brilliant, or when we can make it better.
I’ll get so deep into the head of your customer that I’ll know what she’s worrying about, what she actually wants, what’s stopping her buying and exactly what we need to say to make her think, “Oh my God. This is exactly what I need.”
I’ll spot the angles in your business you’ve stopped seeing because you’re too close to it.
I’ll turn the voice note you send me at 10pm into a content idea.
I’ll remind you how bloody good you are when you’ve forgotten.
And somewhere along the way, I’ll become the person who knows your offers, your customers, your launches, your stories, your weird little business quirks and probably half your life story too.
Managing your marketing platforms, creating the strategy and saving you 8+ hours a week?
I mean, that’s the least I’m gonna do.