12/06/2026
🚨 We’d like to apologise for any delays in today’s campaigns.
Our temporary Facebook Ads Manager, Felix, decided to launch a groundbreaking campaign for his favourite product:
🐾 "BUY CAT NIP NOW! ONLY £9999!"
The result?
❌ ERROR 404: AD_CALIPSE NOW!
❌ TOTAL SPEND: INFINITY
❌ REACH: -4,529,871
❌ CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE: AD DELIVERY IS DEAD
Felix insists the ad was flawless.
🐱 "The product is amazing. The market is there. The creative is genius. What I don't understand is how a platform can reject your ad, spend your budget, deliver nothing, and then simply tell you 'Something went wrong'. When I knock a glass off the table, at least I take responsibility."
Due to circumstances beyond Felix's control—and apparently beyond Facebook Ads' ability to explain—we'll be back on Monday.
Until then, Felix recommends plenty of sleep, some relaxation, and avoiding the Publish button at all costs.
Have a great weekend! 😹
