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AI IS NOT THE PATHWAY TO MARKETING SUCCESS. Rant follows.We audited a website built entirely by an AI site builder. It l...
11/09/2026

AI IS NOT THE PATHWAY TO MARKETING SUCCESS. Rant follows.

We audited a website built entirely by an AI site builder. It looks OK. Clean design, works on a phone, copy that reads pretty well.

Nine of its images still had alt text with the word "placeholder" in it. On a live site, on real photographs of real rooms. Nobody read the output before it shipped.

That isn't the worst part.

The worst part is that the business sells three separate products and all three sit on one page as anchor links.

An anchor is not a page. It cannot hold its own title tag, description, H1, keyword focus or schema. So three products fight over one set of signals and none win. Nothing targets what its customers actually search for. One page, one doorway, one shot.

More to note:

Two live domains serving identical content, neither set as canonical, so every signal the business earns gets split in half.

Image indexing switched off site wide by a directive nobody chose, on a business that sells photographs of rooms.

The same unoptimised title tag on every page, containing the brand name and nothing else. No service, no location, for a business people find by searching a location.

Twenty one defects in total. Six actively suppress search visibility. Three are not SEO problems at all. They are legal ones.

A form collecting names, emails and phone numbers, with no privacy notice. No trading identity, no address, no cancellation terms, on a business selling to consumers at a distance.

The builder does not carry any of that. The owner does. The ICO does not take "the website generated itself" as a defence. Neither does Trading Standards.

The code is fine. The design is fine. The copy is OK.

Nobody asked what the website was for.

That is the gap. These tools are very good at production. They cannot do strategy, because strategy means understanding the margins, the channels, the competitors and the regulator. You cannot generate that. Someone has to ask.

And yes, not every business needs an SEO campaign from day one. Fair enough.

But on-page fundamentals are not an SEO campaign. They are part of building the thing properly.

A page per product. A sensible heading structure. One canonical domain. Title tags that say what you do and where. Alt text. Schema on content you have already written. A few hours during a build, by someone already in the code.

Skip it and you haven't saved money, you've deferred it. Come back in two years with rankings attached to the wrong structure and you're not tweaking a website. You are migrating one, at several times the cost.

An AI builder will give you something that looks like a website in an hour.

Whether it brings in work is a different question, and nobody involved in building it asked that one.

Findings written up in full. Comment or message me and I will send it over.

Not all agency reviews are created equal.When an agency says it's 'top rated', check what that actually involved. Indepe...
31/08/2026

Not all agency reviews are created equal.

When an agency says it's 'top rated', check what that actually involved. Independent review sites use a detailed checklist. The good ones look at everything from customer service to technical skills.

A score out of 120 points tells you a lot more than a few star ratings.

The next time you compare agencies, ask to see the criteria behind the badge.

https://scheduler.zoom.us/scott-woodfield/30-mins-with-twa

Is your call to action where visitors actually look?A button that's invisible is a button that doesn't exist. If your ca...
31/08/2026

Is your call to action where visitors actually look?

A button that's invisible is a button that doesn't exist. If your call to action is buried at the bottom of a page or lost in the footer, people won't find it.

The best placements are obvious, repeated where it makes sense, and match what the visitor wants to do next.

Take a look at your highest traffic pages. Would a new visitor know exactly what to click to get in touch?

https://thewebalchemist.co.uk/digital-marketing__trashed/website-cro/

Do you actually own your domain name?Your domain is your identity on the web. It's surprising how many business owners d...
27/08/2026

Do you actually own your domain name?

Your domain is your identity on the web. It's surprising how many business owners don't know who controls it. If it's held by a designer or an agency, you could end up in a tough spot when you want to change things.

A simple check of your domain registrar is worth doing. It should be in your name and linked to your own email address.

If it isn't, you're relying on someone else's goodwill.
Care Plans

When did you last test a website backup?Backups exist in case everything goes wrong. But a backup that's never been rest...
27/08/2026

When did you last test a website backup?

Backups exist in case everything goes wrong. But a backup that's never been restored is just a file sitting somewhere. If your site gets hacked or your server fails, you need to know that the backup actually works.

Restoring it takes time you don't have. Testing it now means you're not figuring out an emergency response from scratch.

It's the kind of task nobody wants to do, but the cost of skipping it is far higher.
Care Plans

Your Google Ads are smaller than they should be.Google Ads gives you space for extra lines under your advert. Sitelinks,...
25/08/2026

Your Google Ads are smaller than they should be.

Google Ads gives you space for extra lines under your advert. Sitelinks, callouts and structured snippets don't cost extra to set up, but they make your ad bigger and give people more reasons to click.

Ignore them and your ad looks thin, gets fewer clicks and often costs more. Every time someone has to click on your result, it matters.

If you're paying for ads but not using extensions, you're leaving half the advert blank.
PPC (Google Ads)

What's pointing to your website?Search engines look at more than just the words on your pages. They also look at who lin...
24/08/2026

What's pointing to your website?

Search engines look at more than just the words on your pages. They also look at who links to you. Each quality link from another site is like a vote of confidence.

But not all links are equal. A handful of relevant, trustworthy links can do more than hundreds of spammy ones. Over time, a clean, natural link profile helps you rank for the searches that matter.

If you've never thought about your backlink profile, your competitors might be miles ahead.
SEO

Status calls should be part of the service.Some agencies bill you for every email and status update. That's not transpar...
21/08/2026

Status calls should be part of the service.

Some agencies bill you for every email and status update. That's not transparency; it's a way to increase fees.

A trustworthy partner includes regular communication in the retainer.

You should always know what's happening without worrying about the clock.

https://scheduler.zoom.us/scott-woodfield/30-mins-with-twa

Does your website work on every browser?You've probably tested your website on your own computer. But does it look the s...
21/08/2026

Does your website work on every browser?

You've probably tested your website on your own computer. But does it look the same on a friend's phone or a library's desktop? Browsers render code differently. What works in Chrome can look broken in Safari or Firefox.

Small differences in fonts, spacing and navigation can send visitors elsewhere. A site that only shows well in one browser is a site that doesn't really work for everyone.

A genuine cross-browser test is the difference between a website that works in theory and one that works in practice.
Website Design

Why long-term agency relationships deliver better results.Agencies that work with clients over years build deep knowledg...
20/08/2026

Why long-term agency relationships deliver better results.

Agencies that work with clients over years build deep knowledge of the business, the market, and the goals.

That understanding leads to more effective strategies and faster problem-solving.

Short-term contracts often lack the context needed to truly move the needle.

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