16/09/2026
Happy Business Birthday to me and a massive thanks to for believing in me then, now and everything in between!
Imagine going to work. For a stupid man with a stupid accounts department and stupid rules about when you can eat and what you can wear? Nope! Not for me. Not when I can faff about on escalators and call it work.
P.S no shade to accounts departments or people who work in them. It's nothing personal. I'm just unemployable.