06/10/2024
I was banging a Brazilian girl. She was a professor and her ex boyfriend was a fu***ng submarine commander. I could make her finish faster than me (and that’s difficult) and I swear on my dad’s memory, she sometimes passed out for a few seconds. I was terrified the first time I was “ agggh f**k I’m going to a Brazilian jail for life) and was in cops cabana and after 5 weeks, she didn’t want me to leave she drove me to the airport and just after I went through into the search area, she messaged me “ it’s not too late,I have thousands of airmiles (she knew my dream was to travel the whole South America.) and I’d really like to go with you ( her IQ WAS 130+) she was 2 years older than me. She let me use her car while she was working, and you know I didn’t. Got wrecked on coke and banged another girl right across from ipenema. (But if you don’t understand Brazilian culture, then don’t judge me) point being, she looks just like her(nah, this girls better) but one night we went out dancing and I just wasn’t in the mood I wanted relax to go watch beach volleyball . I don’t regret one part of my life.
