15/05/2025
👋 Meet our newly appointed Director of Wellbeing — Clementine (or Clems for short).
He’s chosen to forgo a direct email and prefers to be contacted strictly on his terms, usually around breakfast and dinner. Availability is limited, attention is highly selective, and meetings are granted entirely at his discretion (when you need him most, he’s definitely busy staring out the window).
Welcome to the team, Clems. We expect great things, or at least a few purrs and nonchalant glances. 🐾