Bloody Marketing

19/04/2024

We choose to go to the moon in this campaign and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.

Seriously.

While we didn't strictly speaking go to the moon, we *did* create a full CGI rendering of the moon complete with a fully animated astronaut. Just as bloody hard as flying a rocket.

We performed this painstaking task for two reasons. The first reason is that we are very silly. The second reason is that, on the off chance you'd be interested in spicing up your marketing with something really cool, we wanted to show off our capacity for visual effects.

The possibilities are more or less endless. We could put you anywhere, as anyone, doing anything. Heck, we could even put you on Mars, unlike a certain National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

Something to think about, anyway. And remember: VFX content is all part of the package.

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/vfx-marketing/

25/05/2023

Have you ever read an article that was so over-optimised that it nearly gave you a brain haemorrhage? Well, dear reader, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Have you ever read an article that was so over-optimised that it nearly gave you a brain haemorrhage? Well, dear reader, you ain’t seen nothing yet. As an outsourced marketing agency, we are taking it upon ourselves to write a digital marketing article so overloaded with keywords and general SEO h...

03/05/2023

If you try to market your business, but end up just being a dabbling buffoon, then our latest newsletter is right up your street...

12/09/2022

Loving these staff promos - a step up from the usual, often boring meet the team stuff we see. Want to celebrate your team? Get in touch....

13/07/2022

We are so GLAD that you're so great at marketing your business…! What do you mean you're not? Well, that's where we step in.

The first step to better marketing is to take our gorgeous Big Marketing Review to find out where you're at.

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/

11/07/2022

Hey! So how good is your marketing? Are you right on top of it?

No? Oh. Well, glad you stopped by...we can help…start here by taking our Big Marketing Review!

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/

08/07/2022

We've got a great idea - why not answer just a few questions about the current state of your business’s marketing. Won’t take long, but you’ll get a pretty good idea of where your marketing might be lacking. Then (and this is the best bit) we can help you!

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/

06/07/2022

Oh, hello there! Welcome to the Big Marketing Review. It’s big, it’s about marketing, and it’s a review. Hence ‘Big Marketing Review’. Glad we cleared that up.

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/

04/07/2022

In the mood to do something stupid?

Then why not do the Big Marketing Review? It’s very stupid, but also quite helpful. Come along and see how your business’s marketing measures up!

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/

01/07/2022

Introducing the Big Marketing Review, a fun little quiz that looks at marketing by the numbers. Last year, the average score was 51%...

How will your business measure up?

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/

29/06/2022

If there were a hundred butts lined up, exactly how many of those butts would your business be kicking?

Find out now with the Big Marketing Review 2022, a quiz by the goons at Bloody Marketing!! 🍑🦵🥇

https://bloodymarketing.co.uk/the-big-marketing-review/