Patrington Haven Luxury Holiday Hire

04/02/2023

TODAY JUST KEEPS GIVING !

Everton beat the Premier league's leaders, Arsenal 1-0 and the red s***e are getting beat 3-0 by Wolverhampton Wanderers.

Oh happy days, 62 years young and couldn't be happier.

PUT THE CHAMPAGNE ON ICE, I'VE RECORDED THE GAME AND I'LL WATCH IT TONIGHT WITH A GLASS OR TWO !

04/02/2023

IT'S OH SO TRUE !

Despite peoples scepticism and ridicule of the lunatic tinfoil hatters talking and posting about the possible adverse medical reactions to volunteering for the experimental medical procedure it is now being confirmed by one of the procedure's largest manufacturers, Pfizer clearly proof positive of what we were warning off.

I would like to thank Pfizer for all the information that the have provided; unfortunately its far to little to late for the thousands and thousands of people that are now suffering with the effects of volunteering for the procedure.

I would now be very grateful if our half witted Government who are clearly totally complicit why they cajoled, frightened and threatened people to comply with their overtures to take the invasive and dangerous medical procedure, that didn't protect the participants or stop transmission of the Virus, apparently it didn't even stop serious illness if anyone fell susceptible to the SARS Cov-2 Caronavirus, as no medical data exists to back up this scurrilous & misleading conjecture.

The Government has knowingly put the general public at risk of harm & threatening their overall safety, they now need to be held accountable for this despicable and purposeful act against the populus.

DRAIN THE SWAMP KEEP THE PUBLIC SAFE

New York, January 27, 2023. Allegations, gain of function and directed evolution research,Friday, January 27, 2023 - 08:00pmhttps://www.pfizer.com/news/annou...

24/05/2022

ROUGH JUSTICE !

Absolutely unbelievable, yet another establishment cover up.

SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS !

Patrick Vieira was involved in an altercation with a fan as supporters invaded the pitch following Evertons 3-2 win at Goodison Park last Thursday, which secured their Premier League survival

24/05/2022

OH DEAR ME !

Isn't it a sad inditment of the world that we live in today when members of our inept Government don't know how to tell the truth to the very people that put them into power.

Apparently Bo Jo wasn't partying at Number 10 he was mourning his Mum who had sadly passed on.

What is really sad is that his Mum didn't die until 10 months after the party.

WHAT A SUPERB OWN GOAL, IDIOT !

Grant Shapps said Boris Johnson was "clearly not partying" in the picture as "he lost his mum during the period"

21/12/2018

Took a call from Lee at Advanced Leisure Services yesterday, refurbishment is nearly complete, just awaiting delivery of the new dinning table.

We can't wait for our next visit between Christmas (🌲) and New Year, it will be like 🚶 into a new caravan, what a great Christmas 🎁. Many happy holidays to look forward to again next year.

Photographs to follow after our visit.

29/11/2018

We are currently carrying out a major refurbishment on the caravan.

This includes the remodeling and reupholstering of the lounge and dinning room seating, remodeling and refitting the gas fire and surrounding fitted furniture, remodelling and refitting the kitchen units and worktops & fitting all new gas & electrical appliances, finally fitting carpets & floor coverings throughout.

Photographs and a new directory which will include the details of further improvements to the outside space will follow on completion of the works.

10/04/2018

Patrington Haven Leisure Park.

Static Caravan for Hire.

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General Description

The Caravan:

Welcome to our newly purchased Willerby Vacation Luxury 3 Bedroom Caravan for hire on the 5* Award winning Patrington Haven Holiday Park just outside of Withernsea , East Yorkshire.

The lounge and kitchen area has an open plan aspect giving you and your family plenty of space at all times.

The lounge area has a gas fire, Smart TV with 100 watt sound bar, Wi-Fi, Netflix, Xbox 360, Micro Hi-fi, Xbox games DVD’s & CD's. There are also adult's & children’s books & a small amount of games for the family, two large wraparound sofa's one of which is a double sofa bed. One sofa is in the dining area with a table and additional seating plenty big enough to seat 6 people.

The kitchen comes well equipped with a gas cooker, slow cooker, microwave, toaster, pots and pans, cutlery, glasses, cups, plates and dishes and a under the counter fridge/freezer.

There are 3 bedrooms, 1 x double, 2 x twins. All beds are made up for your arrival. Towels are provided, please remember to bring your own towels for use in the gym* and pool area.

There is a shower room and separate toilet fitted with towel radiators.

For your additional comfort the caravan is double glazed and has warm air central heating in all the bedrooms, with plug in electric heaters in the hall and lounge/dinning area.

There is also a side veranda and rear decked area fitted with 8 seat rattan patio furniture, large dinning table and chairs and a bistro table and chairs where can sit to have your morning coffee whilst waiting for your full English.

There is hard standing parking area at the side of the caravan big enough for two cars

Leisure passes are not included in the price of your holiday, these can be purchased from reception once you have collected your keys.

The Location
PATRINGTON HAVEN LEISURE PARK
Yorkshire’s Leading Leisure Park.

The Leisure Park is set in 40 acres of countryside and has a fantastic array of first class facilitates for the whole family to experience and enjoy.

The Park is close to the east coast holiday resort of Withensea and many other popular visitor attractions .
The Park is a multiple winner of the White Rose Award for the Best Caravan Park and the much coveted Yorkshire in Bloom award for Best holiday park in Yorkshire.
Patrington Haven Leisure Park was started by Graham Sparks in1984 and is still, to this day owned and operated by the Sparks family.
Originally known as RAF Patrington Haven during the Second World War the park was a radar station used for ground control interception.
The Park from the beginning, has been continually developed with new facilities, new spacious private caravan plots,, landscaping and much more to become one of the finest caravan parks in Yorkshire.

On site you will find a large leisure complex with family entertainment centre, children’s soft play area, indoor pool, splash pool for smaller children, gym*, steam room and sauna, bar, restaurant and take away delivery service direct to your holiday home.
Our lovely holiday home is less than a minutes walk from all the facilities, but still remains a peaceful retreat to enable you to enjoy a restful holiday.

02/04/2018