Adam Farley

Adam Farley For people who want great design without the waffle. I cut the crap, save you time and get sh*t done.
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Trago. We have more products than Amazon but only one member of staff.
06/02/2026

Trago. We have more products than Amazon but only one member of staff.

06/02/2026

R.I.P, Such a legend. Weirdly met Mr Virgo at a party years ago, had a nice chat about parking and as we were in his home town of Epsom. Will miss his knowledge on commentary. Also why hasn’t Big Break been revived! All the others have and this was one of the best.

16/01/2026

Been watching all the Snooker, the Masters has been great. Here’s a thought, why is a 147 break the hardest thing to do? In fact a break of 72 (15 Reds with 15 Yellows etc) is a harder break to complete? The yellow is up the opposite end of the table as the reds so much harder shots to play up and down constantly. Maybe there should be a prize for that break? I don’t think it’s ever been done?? Who fancies a go? #72

Even Santa isn’t using vectors these days! Lazy bastard, you only work one day a year, we all know your elves / slaves r...
12/12/2025

Even Santa isn’t using vectors these days! Lazy bastard, you only work one day a year, we all know your elves / slaves run the show! Always use vectors for that clean crispness just like walking in fresh snow. Ditch the crappy blur.

Did you know I wrote a children's book? It's a love story involving all kids favourite thing Poo. I know I wrote it but ...
10/12/2025

Did you know I wrote a children's book? It's a love story involving all kids favourite thing Poo. I know I wrote it but it really is good. Feedback from people who have read it to their children say they want to hear it every night, which is really nice to hear. So if you're stuck for some stocking fillers or just a fun story for bedtime, you can buy it on Amazon, just search for J***y Jobby. Or use the link in my bio or below.

https://amzn.eu/d/236jyji

Forget the waffle. Listen to the people who’ve already trusted me.5-star reviewsActual clientsActual resultsActual impac...
08/12/2025

Forget the waffle. Listen to the people who’ve already trusted me.

5-star reviews
Actual clients
Actual results
Actual impact

Small businesses, big businesses, local names and global ones… all proof that good design doesn’t need a committee meeting or a biscuit budget.

If you want work that works, not something moodboarded into a coma…
If you want design that actually converts instead of “building awareness”…
If you want someone who treats your business like their own instead of padding an invoice…

My inbox is open. Bring your project. Leave the waffle.



This is just mental or a joke? must be having a breakdown, what with their convoluted premium plans to add swatches to ...
05/12/2025

This is just mental or a joke? must be having a breakdown, what with their convoluted premium plans to add swatches to artwork with a UI that’s been designed by, well them? Makes sense as it makes no sense. They have just lost the plot. This isn’t even a colour! Absolute bunch of cabbage munchers. Literally got their head in the clouds!

You can’t beat a homemade birthday card. Knocked this one up for my bro . Watch out Chongo’s coming while you sleep and ...
03/12/2025

You can’t beat a homemade birthday card. Knocked this one up for my bro . Watch out Chongo’s coming while you sleep and he may touch you up.

I’ve been doing a lot of sketching recently something that i used to do as a kid but weirdly stopped doing once i actual...
02/12/2025

I’ve been doing a lot of sketching recently something that i used to do as a kid but weirdly stopped doing once i actually could make money from it. This is the start of something silly. More come on this one.

It’s a sad, sad world. We took the girls on holiday. And because some person decided that one of our daughters should ge...
29/11/2025

It’s a sad, sad world. We took the girls on holiday. And because some person decided that one of our daughters should get 2 weeks off for half term and the other just gets one that’s a £160 fine for Be missing 5 days of school. At 10 years old and flying academically, what did she miss, i know what she missed as we checked, f**k all!! That’s what. you should be ashamed of yourselves. How and why do you have the right to fine us for taking our kids on holiday? I’d love an answer, i won’t get one, because like most policies they don’t actually know. And also a fine per parent! Who came up with this madness. Next they’ll be charging us to drive electric cars probably something ridiculous like a few pence per mile! I know the government don’t know their ass from their elbow but would they be that stupid as that would just be laughable. At least it was a great holiday and we will be doing it again so get your printer ready you bunch of f**kwits. The fine will be winging its way to you in cash, i’m off to the bak to get £160 in 1ps.

Big shout out to For their newly added Zoom Wobble function, which can't be turned off without losing functionality! I ...
27/11/2025

Big shout out to For their newly added Zoom Wobble function, which can't be turned off without losing functionality! I always like a mouth-full of vomit when I save a file. Genius!!

A complete lack of effort or care from . Somehow you’ve managed to make booze look unappealing. Let’s celebrate!
22/11/2025

A complete lack of effort or care from . Somehow you’ve managed to make booze look unappealing. Let’s celebrate!

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