Only Joking UK

Only Joking UK Witty. Rude. Real.

We design alternative greetings cards & gifts that say what you're really thinking — with sarcasm, sass & a whole lot of side-eye. 💌😎

Perfect for birthdays, breakups, bad moods & best mates.
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08/09/2025

🍸 Let the celebrations Be-Gin! 🎉
If you know a gin lover with a birthday coming up, this funny card is the perfect way to raise a smile (and a glass!).

Handmade in the UK, blank inside for your own message, and guaranteed to make them laugh. 💚

👉 Order yours today and make their birthday pear-fectly boozy!

01/09/2025
19/08/2025

From cheeky chuckles to laugh-out-loud belly laughs — our cards are here to brighten someone’s day (or mildly offend them in the best way possible 😏).
👉 Watch the video and pick your fave — available now at only-joking.co.uk

18/08/2025

“Whether you want sweet, cheeky, or downright rude – we’ve got you covered 😏
✨ New designs now in the shop!
👉 Which one’s your favourite?”

12/08/2025

"Choosing the right card is HARD…
…unless you shop Only Joking. 😉

Cheeky, funny, rude, or sweet – we’ve got them all.
Which one would you pick?"

💌 Shop now: www.only-joking.co.uk

🥒🎉 NEW CARD ALERT! 🎉🥒Some birthdays call for champagne… but ours call for PICKLES! 🥳Say hello to our latest cheeky addit...
11/08/2025

🥒🎉 NEW CARD ALERT! 🎉🥒
Some birthdays call for champagne… but ours call for PICKLES! 🥳
Say hello to our latest cheeky addition – the “Let’s Get Pucking Fickled” birthday card. Perfect for pun-lovers, party animals, and anyone who enjoys a good giggle (and maybe a gherkin or two).

📏 125mm square
💌 Blank inside for your own mischief
📦 Comes with envelope
✨ Guaranteed to get a laugh

📬 Available now on Etsy &
only-joking.co.uk

New here? 👋Cheaper giggles start here → 10% off your first order with code WELCOME10 🤭Fill your basket with something th...
11/08/2025

New here? 👋
Cheaper giggles start here → 10% off your first order with code WELCOME10 🤭
Fill your basket with something that’ll make you snort-laugh.

👉 Shop New In: www.only-joking.co.uk
(Psst: the pop-up will email the code too.)

Tag a mate who needs a grin today 😄

04/08/2025

🎉 JUST LANDED at Only Joking! 🎉
Four brand new cards to tickle your funny bone and mildly offend your nan. 😜

💌 “Your British Bird Watching Checklist” – because spotting a wa**er has never been easier.
🍽 “Don’t Worry About the Dishes” – birthday logic we can all get behind.
👵 “One Year Closer to Granny Pants” – comfort and comedy in one glorious pair.
🩲 “Doctor, I Hear Noises” – a cheeky little classic for the more ‘mature’ sense of humour.

Available now from Only-Joking.co.uk and at Turner Rowe Art Centre & Gallery!

Tag someone who needs one of these! 🐦🎂👙🩺

🩺 “Doctor, I keep hearing strange noises in my underpants!”👨‍⚕️ “Ignore them. They are just talking boll**ks.”Straight f...
04/08/2025

🩺 “Doctor, I keep hearing strange noises in my underpants!”
👨‍⚕️ “Ignore them. They are just talking boll**ks.”

Straight from the NHS archives of humour (sort of)… this birthday card is full of vintage charm and absolutely zero medical credibility 😂

Perfect for mates, dads, partners or anyone who appreciates a bit of inappropriate nonsense on their big day.

💬 Blank inside – but you know what to write.
📦 Available now at Only Joking
👉 https://www.only-joking.co.uk/product-page/funny-retro-doctor-birthday-card-cheeky-rude-design

🎨 Ready to make a statement? Our bold art greeting cards are just the ticket! Leave a lasting impression with a dash of ...
04/08/2025

🎨 Ready to make a statement? Our bold art greeting cards are just the ticket! Leave a lasting impression with a dash of cheekiness. 🤪✨ Check them out and give your messages some serious flair! Explore more👉 https:www.only-joking.co.uk

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