22/06/2021
Just love this article in the Economist magazine by a collection of their finest contributors, where they identify the new “jargon” descriptors for mothers out there. No one gets out untouched I think.
Pandemic parenting slang: are you a curling dad or a crunchy mom?
But the interesting question it creates in my mind is then does this filter down in to what sort of product/ brand or marketing you have to do?
“Helicopter parent” – someone who constantly whirrs around their kids, never leaving them to their own devices.
“Lawnmower parent” cuts all the weeds (problems) in front of their child so they never have to confront them
“Snowplow parents” do something similar, just with more force
“Tiger mother” demanding Chinese-American parents who push their kids to academic over-achievement with all the ferocity of a vicious predator
“Stage mothers” pressure their children into becoming stars.
“Mombie”, a sleep-deprived mum who looks like a zombie
“Curling-Eltern” , parents who sweep away their children’s problems before they could have arisen. Making a clean sweep of parenthood
“Helikopter-Eltern”, tackle their offspring’s problems when they arise,.
“L’enfant roi” ,A demanding child, bow down to your tiny ruler.
“Crunchy mom”, A mother with an organic approach to parenting, on a quest for more information. Named for her insistence on making her own crunchy granola.
“Silky mom”, who carelessly plies her kids with processed, shop-bought fare.
“Jiwa”, fill your child’s life with tutoring to help them get into university
“Yazhemat” “But, I’m a mother!” Mothers who demand special treatment
Mother thinks she knows best. The Russian moniker used to describe women who insist on special treatment because they have children.
“Kvell” To overflow with pride. Bragging on social media about your children’s achievements, no matter how trivial.
How to fight your way through the jungle of jargon and advice | 1843 magazine