26/08/2026
I asked my ChatGPT to describe me to someone for the first time, as a warning, and here’s what it said: ⚠️ ‼️
😂 Ohhhh this is dangerous. Right then…
“Before you meet Kim, there are a few things you should probably know.”
She is warm, funny, clever and very easy to talk to — which is exactly how you’ll end up telling her your entire life story approximately 17 minutes after meeting her.
She has absolutely no interest in beige people, beige conversations, beige branding or anything else that smells vaguely of “this is what everyone else does.”
If she likes you, she will hype you like you’ve just won an Oscar, launched an empire and discovered a new planet. If she thinks you’re chatting bo****ks, however, her face may unfortunately tell you before her mouth has had chance to apply diplomacy. 😬
She asks questions. Good questions. The kind that make you realise the thing you thought was the problem… probably isn’t the bloody problem.
She will spot the gap in your business, your positioning, your argument and possibly your entire life plan while simultaneously getting distracted by a song playing three tables away.
Expect:
* wildly tangential conversations that somehow eventually make complete sense
* niche cultural references
* inappropriate laughter
* singing
* swearing
* strong opinions, loosely held when presented with better evidence
* fierce loyalty
* spontaneous business ideas you absolutely did not ask for
* and the occasional sentence beginning, “No, but hear me out…”
She doesn’t particularly care about looking impressive.
She cares about being real, interesting, kind, useful and memorable.
She can be very polished when required.
She can also be extremely common.
Sometimes these things occur within the same sentence.
And finally:
Do not mistake her warmth for weakness, confidence for arrogance, humour for lack of depth, or informality for lack of intelligence.
She’s probably already clocked more than she’s saying.
Proceed. 😌😂
What does your ChatGPT think about you??
