01/04/2026
Launching On The Fence™
A new AI tool made for people and brands who don't have original opinions, but have a lot to say.
It's ideal for businesses that confuse visibility with credibility.
Our favourite features include:
✅ Automated removal of any trace of personality, experience or useful commercial insight
✅ 'One-Upmanship' calculator, because if you're on the fence you might as well be on the highest fence
✅ 'Greenwash' reduces your carbon footprint and boosts sustainability by recycling the same s**t everyone else says
✅ 'No Approvals Needed' mode because who cares about accuracy if it comes at the expense of attention
✅ 'Safe Take' setting for businesses terrified of having an actual point of view
✅ 'Credibility Creator' for businesses that want the illusion of experience without the inconvenience of proof
After a successful trial period, here's some real reviews from clients:
"Finally, an AI tool that helps you post more and say less. We’ve cut our thought leadership process from three hours to absolutely no thought at all.”
“Our audience still doesn’t know what we do, but the graphics look fantastic.”
“On The Fence™ has become a core part of our credibility inflation strategy.”
So if you too care more about quantity than quality, sign up today using code for 100% drivel.
